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Always manages to screw everything up in your life. Also works with Mister Nobody

by Gary April 24, 2005

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the moment that a saw grips the object you are trying (so hard) to cut. Generally used by people who suck at DIY (i.e. Me).

I keep trying to cut this fucking log, but the saw keeps giving me squwortoints.

by Gary March 22, 2005

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stc

For All of use wondering who STC fancies i know and it is JAMIE LEE ROSS
SORRY FATSO i had to tell every1 peace

y-did u tell them gary- because you are fat stc

by Gary December 04, 2003

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Steinbrenner

When you pay for things you are not able to attain any other way. Like sex, friends, and championships.

I got laid by a fine honey, all i had to do was pull a steinbrenner

by Gary April 20, 2004

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stoge

another term for a cigarette

hey man, you got another stoge?

by Gary March 12, 2005

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Skexy

Used to describe someone that is oddly hot. Someone not classically good looking, or someone that looks dangerous. A blend of the words sexy and sketchy.

"Look at that punk rocker over there, he's kinda skexy"

"Call me crazy but I think that homeless person over there is kinda skexy"

by Gary June 15, 2006

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sky dump

The act of shitting from a ceiling fan or step ladder (preferably 12ft.) onto ones face and/or chest. (Altitudes may vary.)

Jon watched as the steam rose off mary's chest after releasing a juicy sky dump from his brand new 12ft. step ladder.

by Gary March 08, 2005

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