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1) a chick who is a combination of fat and ugly.

2) a chick who was a fat lay.
geezz what a pharlei...
by Gary May 02, 2005

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pharlei pron. far~lay
1. Combination of a chick who is both fat and ugly, hence the sound of fat and ugly in one word nearly sounds like pharlei.

2. A chick who was a fat lay.
I had a pharlei last night, it's name was Nicky.

My mates told me to take the hit and jump on the grenade, but instead I ended up with a pharlei and wish I hadn't, cept if my name was Gary it would be like christmas.

I always go for the phalei's cos then i'm guaranteed action.

I was so stoked that I hooked up with a pharlei, it must be my lucky night.
by Gary April 23, 2005

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1. A person of very low wits

or

2. A person who looks incredibly dumb

or

3. A combination of both 1 and 2
"Why did Bob climb in the bailer? God damn he is a downtard!"

"Did you see Elliot drop his lunch tray today? I swear, I have never seen a bigger downtard."
by Gary October 06, 2004

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Created by the legendary Funky_Del as a more fitting replacement for lol; means "That made me lick my balls!". To be more precise, lol in messaging services nowadays is more of a general part of a sentence, like a full stop or comma, than to mean you actually "laughed out loud", and in contrast "lmao" seems too much to use for things that are only vaguely funny. Therefore, tmmlmb was created.
"... anyway, I was thinking..."
"LMMLMB!"
by Gary April 30, 2005

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saviour. hero.
superior to simpletons.
higher rank in the ladder, but treats
all equal. rare and fragile.
hey how ya doing beastow ?
by Gary February 24, 2004

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where the guidos come to play.
Lindsey Rigo, you goin to razzous tonight?
by gary February 16, 2005

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So me and al and frank and dan are in the car on the way to poker the other night and al is telling a story and he somehow messes up wicked bad but still says a clear smotth thing that sounds like a word... he says something along the lines of... yeah so my moms boss is mamoulamont.... pronounced

ma mow la mont

he continues with the story and this critical speaking error has gone untouched so a few words later i say . "wait wait wait baacckk up.. did you just say ..... mamoulamont?. too make a long story short we saud the word about 9000 times almost to the point of killing it and the word has been in my head ever since.

This word has now brought on a life of its own as many people are starting to use it.
Can be used as a substitute for an expression like Bullshit.

"Thats straight up Mamoulamont!"

but usually used as a single word as an expression while pondering something but can not come up with an answer or the right words to use. like.. "::sigh::.... Mamoulamont"
by gary November 07, 2004

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