Gary's definitions

gayqueering

Another word for sausage-fest back packing (camping). Originally coined as a term in the San Francisco Bay Area by a Cal student.

We're going gayqueering this weekend.

by Gary December 30, 2004

blowjob

the best five minutes of silence a married man can ask for.

"She kept on yakking and yakking about her friends that I finally shut her up by having her give me a blowjob."

by Gary March 1, 2004

bad dog

While screwing a girl in the ass, you pull out and blow the load on the floor. Proceed to rub the girls face in it, while saying "bad dog".

She was being a bitch so I gave her a bad dog.

by gary December 2, 2003

acl

a white, female dog from Cuba

The acl took a dump in the feng shui corner.

by Gary April 11, 2003

V.F.A.

Vaginal Flash Assistant

God you are one good V.F.A.

by Gary November 2, 2003

Red Menace

A red parasite that clings to the host's head, draining the host of logic, common sense, and style.

"Al acts like a fool, he has clearly been taken by the Red Menace."

by Gary December 8, 2003

parlay

To remove ones friend from a room you are sharing with them, no questions asked, when you bring a girl back to the aforementioned room.

"Buuza, I'm calling parlay on you"

by Gary April 12, 2005