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gayqueering

Another word for sausage-fest back packing (camping). Originally coined as a term in the San Francisco Bay Area by a Cal student.
We're going gayqueering this weekend.
by Gary December 30, 2004
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blowjob

the best five minutes of silence a married man can ask for.
"She kept on yakking and yakking about her friends that I finally shut her up by having her give me a blowjob."
by Gary March 1, 2004
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bad dog

While screwing a girl in the ass, you pull out and blow the load on the floor. Proceed to rub the girls face in it, while saying "bad dog".
She was being a bitch so I gave her a bad dog.
by gary December 2, 2003
mugGet the bad dogmug.

acl

The acl took a dump in the feng shui corner.
by Gary April 11, 2003
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V.F.A.

God you are one good V.F.A.
by Gary November 2, 2003
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Red Menace

A red parasite that clings to the host's head, draining the host of logic, common sense, and style.
"Al acts like a fool, he has clearly been taken by the Red Menace."
by Gary December 8, 2003
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parlay

To remove ones friend from a room you are sharing with them, no questions asked, when you bring a girl back to the aforementioned room.
"Buuza, I'm calling parlay on you"
by Gary April 12, 2005
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