Gary's definitions

pharlei

pharlei pron. far~lay
1. Combination of a chick who is both fat and ugly, hence the sound of fat and ugly in one word nearly sounds like pharlei.

2. A chick who was a fat lay.

I had a pharlei last night, it's name was Nicky.

My mates told me to take the hit and jump on the grenade, but instead I ended up with a pharlei and wish I hadn't, cept if my name was Gary it would be like christmas.

I always go for the phalei's cos then i'm guaranteed action.

I was so stoked that I hooked up with a pharlei, it must be my lucky night.

by Gary April 23, 2005

weenie wavin

Driving around in your vehicle with your weenie hanging out the window and flappin in the wind.

They always smile and wave back when they see me out weenie wavin.

by gary March 5, 2003

Downtard

1. A person of very low wits

or

2. A person who looks incredibly dumb

or

3. A combination of both 1 and 2

"Why did Bob climb in the bailer? God damn he is a downtard!"

"Did you see Elliot drop his lunch tray today? I swear, I have never seen a bigger downtard."

by Gary October 6, 2004

runner

Someone who runs at a decent pace, on all terrain, in all weathers, because they want to.
'not a fucking jogger OK'

As the runner finished his fartlek, with hands on knees, gasping for breath, his neighbour kindly asked," did you have a nice jog?"

Contemplating whether to kindly point out to his neighbour that he was in fact a runner not a jogger, he instead decided to politely reply," fuck off you twat!"

by gary November 23, 2004

shang

Means anything you want it to mean.

I am a shang
You are a shang
I want to shang you
Shang me now

by Gary August 19, 2006

Hizzos

Whores, Sluts, Prostitutes, etc.

Where are my hizzos at!?

by gary October 20, 2002

fuck away

to go away with more emphasis

Jim: can I come on the trip to the zoo
Gary: of course not, fuck away
Timo: that wasn't nice
Gary: you fuck away too buddy

by Gary November 15, 2004