Gary's definitions

stoge

another term for a cigarette

hey man, you got another stoge?

by gary March 12, 2005

bust-down

an ammount given to someone when asked for a decent ammount of a cigarette. around a thumbs worth sideways next to the begging of the filter. see also term ace

person one: hey can I get a little bit of your cigg?
person two: how about a bust-down?
person one: sure, thanks.

by gary March 12, 2005

ace

a term for a small ammount of a ciggarette, usually no more then a few/couple of lines before the letters. sometimes can be skimpy and named "jailhouse ace".

person one: hey, can I get a bit of your ciggarette?
person two: how about a ace?
person one: sure, thanks.

by gary March 12, 2005

oj simpson

Someone who used to play football and is now a free man even though he killed two people. He's also known as a liar.

someone who kills people

by Gary May 13, 2005

procrasterbate

Putting off homework or other important activities in order to masturbate.

I failed my physics test because I stayed up looking at sheep porn instead of studying. I'm such a procrasterbator!

by Gary March 19, 2005

nubeerection

The errection aquired from awaking and needing a piss. (other names include morning willy, morning wood and jiffyrection)

I woke up this morning with serious nubeerection

by gary May 13, 2005

squwortoint

the moment that a saw grips the object you are trying (so hard) to cut. Generally used by people who suck at DIY (i.e. Me).

I keep trying to cut this fucking log, but the saw keeps giving me squwortoints.

by gary May 13, 2005