Gary's definitions

weisen

when someone plays field hockey and snorts a lot when they laugh. and lives in the woods

damn i smell a weisen

by gary March 1, 2005

Hand job

To do a job by hand, as opposed to machinery.

"You can use this control panel to fix the sauna if you like."
"Nah, this hot, wet, baby can only be fixed with a handjob!

by Gary April 24, 2005

Down Fighting

The act of buying, selling and trading people who have Down syndrome in the art of making them fight one another.

Once you acquire some Down people, dress them in medieval armor and give them weapons and make them fight one another!

"Did you go to that Down fight last night? Ricky sure is a downtard but he can swing a mace like a mother!"

by Gary October 6, 2004

hochayed

1. A state of being, entertaining at first but less desireable afterwords.
2. The result of excessive roxoring.

'where were you last night?' 'I was getting totally hochayed'

by Gary August 26, 2003

beastow

saviour. hero.
superior to simpletons.
higher rank in the ladder, but treats
all equal. rare and fragile.

hey how ya doing beastow ?

by Gary February 24, 2004

Downtard

1. A person of very low wits

or

2. A person who looks incredibly dumb

or

3. A combination of both 1 and 2

"Why did Bob climb in the bailer? God damn he is a downtard!"

"Did you see Elliot drop his lunch tray today? I swear, I have never seen a bigger downtard."

by Gary October 6, 2004

fuck away

to go away with more emphasis

Jim: can I come on the trip to the zoo
Gary: of course not, fuck away
Timo: that wasn't nice
Gary: you fuck away too buddy

by Gary November 15, 2004