Garrett's definitions

Dustin Zamecnik

a stupid little asshole that likes men.

Don't be such a Dustin Zamecnik.

by Garrett December 31, 2003

cumjizzfuckshit

a combination of the words "cumjizzfuckshit"

you're a cum jizz fuck shit!

by garrett May 9, 2004

Beggum Pardon

Something you say when you don't hear what someone said. Or when in disbelief of what you've just heard.

Go get my shoes. Beggum Pardon? You heard me, go get my shoes.

by Garrett March 26, 2003

Cunt dragon

A Cunt Dragon is a ruthless mercenary scavenger, scouring the cosmos for wayward souls. They sell them to the mind keepers of hell, in exchange for precious gems.

1: Dude I had sex with your mom last night.
2: What the fuck ever you cunt dragon.
1: A cunt dragon, what the FUCK is that.
2. Look it up on urban dictionary ass hole.

by Garrett February 14, 2006

Girlz

A rather silly way of spelling the plural of Girl.

Did you see those Girlz

by Garrett February 3, 2005

Quafty

When something is interesting or cool.
Can be used in place of "fierce."

The new IPod is quafty.

by Garrett September 20, 2004

Devontchdevous

An attitude usually associated with being cocky or a dive. To exude a confidence and "screw you, I am fierce" attitude.

Grace Jones is devontchdevous. When Naomi Cambell comes out on the runway see is devontchdevous. Naomi is total devontchdevous.

by Garrett September 20, 2004