Garrett's definitions

Poops Magee

AKA Shits magee
Poops magee is the polar opposite of tits magee. Poops and tits magee are both the essence of everything but thing that are dumb are called poops/shits magee and things that are sweet are called tits magee

while at movie store

1:Wow man check out this sweet movie
2:Cheerleader ninjas? looks pretty cool
1: No no not that, that one there, A Walk To Remember
2:Sweet jesus i hope your joking
1:nO THat looks pretty damn sweet
1: That is complete poops magee you know what that in fact shits magee light you, queebo ass bitch.
(Person one beats person two to deatch with the cheerleader ninja dvd)

by Garrett February 9, 2005

rocky mountain tits

when a girl has implants that ripple and harden.

holy shit them rocky mountain tits are outlandish.

by garrett June 16, 2006

pet

1. Positron Emission Tomography (or Peritoneal equilibration test) - A special type of X-ray using a radioactive dye which shows areas of the brain that have a higher or lower metabolism than normal. It can sometimes be used when an MRI scan alone is inconclusive.

2. Polyethylene terephthalate - A thermoplastic commonly used for film and also clear plastic bottles.

3. Pupil Evaluation Team - The team responsible for developing the special education service plan for children age 5 to 20.

1. To have a PET Scan.

2. The bottle was made of PET.

3. Get the PET to sort it out.

by Garrett February 3, 2005

D-blocked

To be insulted.

"Dude, you just got d-blocked."

by Garrett March 18, 2004

spas

Short for spastic or spasticated person. Mostly used in the UK.
Alternatives include: Spastic, Spaz, Spazpuss, Spaztard and Spastard

Shut the hell up you Spaz.
You're such a Spaztard.

by Garrett February 3, 2005

meat patty

Middle aged man that wants to play wit little childrens' teeth. He is also a little on the fat whale side.

Kids, I know you wanna play with my patty.

by Garrett May 13, 2005

oprah scratch

sweet coin

conan doesnt have oprah scratch.

by garrett November 26, 2003