Garrett's definitions

Seed

Derogatory term used to insult those who would use terms like 'Fag' or 'Queer' as insults.

This word references said insultant's heterosexuality in a negitive light, as opposed to a homosexual who could not produce offspring.

"God damned seeds, always having sex..."

"Why don't you go kiss a girl? Seed!"

by Garrett October 25, 2004

dumbing down

The act of taking a product and watering down elements of it to make it appeal to a broader mass market. This often damages or destroys the very elements that gave the product any appeal in the first place.

Today, many video games are dumbed-down in an attempt to reach mass market audiences for higher profits, instead of loyal hardcore niche audiences.

by Garrett October 24, 2004

Quafty

When something is interesting or cool.
Can be used in place of "fierce."

The new IPod is quafty.

by Garrett September 20, 2004

Devontchdevous

An attitude usually associated with being cocky or a dive. To exude a confidence and "screw you, I am fierce" attitude.

Grace Jones is devontchdevous. When Naomi Cambell comes out on the runway see is devontchdevous. Naomi is total devontchdevous.

by Garrett September 20, 2004

Virp

A burp containing a smalll amount of vomit usually associated with nerves, indegestion, or being active on a very full stomach.

I hate when I virp because it tastes nasty and we always swallow right away after.

by Garrett September 20, 2004

Fanshmabulastic

Awesome or wonderful. It is a mixture of fantastic, fabulous, and the sound shma.

Bill: "Hey, I just found a 20 on the ground, that's fanshmabulastic."

by Garrett May 10, 2004

cumjizzfuckshit

a combination of the words "cumjizzfuckshit"

you're a cum jizz fuck shit!

by garrett May 9, 2004