Garrett's definitions

The Stud Saucer

When a guy puts a chick on his dick, smacks her upside the head and spins her 360-style while she's on the knob.

"Last night, Colleen came over to borrow a cup of sugar. Instead, I gave her some Dramamine and spun her ass around the Stud Saucer!!!"

by Garrett May 13, 2005

grassy zebra

you are screwing a black woman on the grass and you pull out and cumm in stripes.

i was screwin some ebony booty and decided to pull a grassy zebra

by garrett April 22, 2004

Fanshmabulastic

Awesome or wonderful. It is a mixture of fantastic, fabulous, and the sound shma.

Bill: "Hey, I just found a 20 on the ground, that's fanshmabulastic."

by Garrett May 10, 2004

as cute as pie

Very very cute. In a cute kind of way. Not necessarily sexy though.

That new puppy is as cute as pie.

by Garrett June 26, 2003

poomart

a place like walmart but everything is made up of poo! evn the toilet paper

i wne tot poomart

by garrett December 3, 2003

poopcorn

when you take a shit, you have left over corn in it

adil ate corn last night, he poopcorned it out this morning, it was still yellow

by garrett December 3, 2003

Seed

Derogatory term used to insult those who would use terms like 'Fag' or 'Queer' as insults.

This word references said insultant's heterosexuality in a negitive light, as opposed to a homosexual who could not produce offspring.

"God damned seeds, always having sex..."

"Why don't you go kiss a girl? Seed!"

by Garrett October 25, 2004