as cute as pie

Very very cute. In a cute kind of way. Not necessarily sexy though.

That new puppy is as cute as pie.

by Garrett June 26, 2003

penigina

A vagina that has a penis coming out of it.

I went to finger her, but she had a penigina, so I had to jerk her off.

by Garrett November 21, 2004

Sneaky Peete

When in the midst of a thumb war, one participant uses his or her pointer finger to pin the opponent's thumb.

I almost lost but then I used the sneaky peete manuever to win the match.

by Garrett April 26, 2004

Fanshmabulastic

Awesome or wonderful. It is a mixture of fantastic, fabulous, and the sound shma.

Bill: "Hey, I just found a 20 on the ground, that's fanshmabulastic."

by Garrett May 10, 2004

Stamps

When your arguing with somone, or calling somthing, You call stamps to insure your rightousnous or the fact that your right or you called the thing first. This can be countered by double stamps, triple stamps, or quadruple stamps but you cant usualy go beyond that because you dont know what you say for numbers beyond four.
If you call stamps you cant call the next stamps until the other person has said somthing. In other words you can double stamp triple stamp because thats illeagle.

1:I call first dibs.
2:...No I want it...
1. STAMPS!!!
2. DOUBLE STAMPS!!
1. TRIPLE STAMPS!!
2. QUADRUPLE STAMPS!!
1. ahh well, ahhh screw it i dont know what comes next.

by Garrett March 15, 2005

gib

Short for Gibraltar. Often used by those who travel to so many places they have to talk about them quickly or they go crazy.

On my way to Gib man!

by Garrett February 03, 2005

Dirf

the space between the ball sack and the asshole, in other words th "gouche"

his dirf was hairy

by garrett November 19, 2003