Garrett's definitions

cyoc

Create Your Own Crisis. A nickname for someone who creates their own crisis only so they can swipe in a few minutes later and save the day.

Ask cyoc if she can help you with your problems.

by Garrett March 17, 2005

Stamps

When your arguing with somone, or calling somthing, You call stamps to insure your rightousnous or the fact that your right or you called the thing first. This can be countered by double stamps, triple stamps, or quadruple stamps but you cant usualy go beyond that because you dont know what you say for numbers beyond four.
If you call stamps you cant call the next stamps until the other person has said somthing. In other words you can double stamp triple stamp because thats illeagle.

1:I call first dibs.
2:...No I want it...
1. STAMPS!!!
2. DOUBLE STAMPS!!
1. TRIPLE STAMPS!!
2. QUADRUPLE STAMPS!!
1. ahh well, ahhh screw it i dont know what comes next.

by Garrett March 15, 2005

coyote

when you wake up after a night of hard drinking and your arm is pinned under a really ugly/fat person, so you have to gnaw it of like a cayote in a trap.

last time i drank that much 151 i had to pull a cayote.

by garrett March 7, 2005

Poops Magee

AKA Shits magee
Poops magee is the polar opposite of tits magee. Poops and tits magee are both the essence of everything but thing that are dumb are called poops/shits magee and things that are sweet are called tits magee

while at movie store

1:Wow man check out this sweet movie
2:Cheerleader ninjas? looks pretty cool
1: No no not that, that one there, A Walk To Remember
2:Sweet jesus i hope your joking
1:nO THat looks pretty damn sweet
1: That is complete poops magee you know what that in fact shits magee light you, queebo ass bitch.
(Person one beats person two to deatch with the cheerleader ninja dvd)

by Garrett February 9, 2005

Tits Magee

Tits Magee is the essence of everything
Therefore making tits magee everything
Even though tits magee is everything you do not call somthing stupid tits magee, you call that Poops Magee or shits magee

Also a person could be made fun of with the use of Tits/Shits Magee

Person 1:Holy crap dude look at those tits magee pair of avaitors over there
Person 2: Word
Ex 2
Person 1: Damnit we have to do a shitload of homework.
Person 2: Totaly Shits magee
Person 1: Word

by Garrett February 8, 2005

spas

Short for spastic or spasticated person. Mostly used in the UK.
Alternatives include: Spastic, Spaz, Spazpuss, Spaztard and Spastard

Shut the hell up you Spaz.
You're such a Spaztard.

by Garrett February 3, 2005

gib

Short for Gibraltar. Often used by those who travel to so many places they have to talk about them quickly or they go crazy.

On my way to Gib man!

by Garrett February 3, 2005