Garrett's definitions

Pre-MEK

The Pre-M(ature)E(jaculators)K(lub). An organization created to make those who bust a nut too soon feel accepted, no matter how many mean girlies laugh at them.

Thanks to Pre-MEK, my super short sex doesn't make my unfourtionate date doesn't get too mad.

by Garrett January 1, 2005

Virp

A burp containing a smalll amount of vomit usually associated with nerves, indegestion, or being active on a very full stomach.

I hate when I virp because it tastes nasty and we always swallow right away after.

by Garrett September 20, 2004