Definitions by Garfibromyalgia

Hurricane Hormones 

A term for the slew of hormones that affect one's mind and body during puberty, often compelling them to do certain things, including delinquency, masturbation, and hiding hamburgers in your ceiling. Term coined by youtuber Brendaniel.

Hurricane Hormones compelled me to jack off again, fuck this puberty.

Hurricane Hormones by Garfibromyalgia March 14, 2022

DJ Spit 

The greatest SoundCloud rapper of all time man!

I love listening to DJ Spit man!

DJ Spit by Garfibromyalgia February 25, 2022

Captain Crunch 

The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.

Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead

Captain Crunch by Garfibromyalgia November 21, 2021

slunch 

the slushy, muddy goop that is created when a car drives through snow with dirty tires.

ugh, look at all that slunch on the driveway.

slunch by Garfibromyalgia November 7, 2021

Electric Babysitter 

Term used for the television.

I can't get my son off of the electric babysitter.

Electric Babysitter by Garfibromyalgia November 3, 2021

Banan 

Favorite food of Monke

Me monke, me eat banan

Banan by Garfibromyalgia September 3, 2021

Lincoln Log 

A shit so large that Abraham Lincoln could build his entire house out of it.

Dropped a fat Lincoln Log today, stank to high hell

Lincoln Log by Garfibromyalgia May 20, 2021