Garfibromyalgia's definitions

Bullet Shit

A shit that comes rocketing out of your ass at mach speed due to the excessive buildup of gas behind it.

I ate too much Taco Bell last night and was rewarded with a Bullet Shit.

by Garfibromyalgia June 26, 2024

Banan

Favorite food of Monke

Me monke, me eat banan

by Garfibromyalgia September 3, 2021

Damn That's Crazy

The shit you say when you don't got any shit to say.

Guy 1: "And then she smiled and winked at me!"
Guy 2: "Damn that's crazy."

by Garfibromyalgia July 24, 2022

The Caesar's Curse

The day-long bout of violent, burning diarhhea you get after eating Little Caesar's pizza.

I should not have ordered pizza last night, now i've got the Caesar's Curse.

by Garfibromyalgia June 10, 2022

Captain Crunch

The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.

Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead

by Garfibromyalgia November 21, 2021

Bruhgasm

An orgasm so low-quality that afterwards, you can only think "bruh."

Guy 1: Had an absolute bruhgasm last night.
Guy 2: Bruh that's sad

by Garfibromyalgia July 28, 2020

Lincoln Log

A shit so large that Abraham Lincoln could build his entire house out of it.

Dropped a fat Lincoln Log today, stank to high hell

by Garfibromyalgia May 20, 2021