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Definitions by Garfibromyalgia

Hurricane Hormones 

A term for the slew of hormones that affect one's mind and body during puberty, often compelling them to do certain things, including delinquency, masturbation, and hiding hamburgers in your ceiling. Term coined by youtuber Brendaniel.
Hurricane Hormones compelled me to jack off again, fuck this puberty.

Captain Crunch 

The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.
Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead
Captain Crunch by Garfibromyalgia November 21, 2021
the slushy, muddy goop that is created when a car drives through snow with dirty tires.
ugh, look at all that slunch on the driveway.
slunch by Garfibromyalgia November 7, 2021

Electric Babysitter 

I can't get my son off of the electric babysitter.
Me monke, me eat banan
Banan by Garfibromyalgia September 3, 2021

Lincoln Log 

A shit so large that Abraham Lincoln could build his entire house out of it.
Dropped a fat Lincoln Log today, stank to high hell