Sugar Shits

The kind of unusually soft, ass burning, wretched smelling shits that you get from eating too much sugary food.

I shouldn't have eaten that entire bag of M&Ms, now I've got the sugar shits.

by Garfibromyalgia December 13, 2023

Bruhgasm

An orgasm so low-quality that afterwards, you can only think "bruh."

Guy 1: Had an absolute bruhgasm last night.
Guy 2: Bruh that's sad

by Garfibromyalgia July 29, 2020

Electric Babysitter

Term used for the television.

I can't get my son off of the electric babysitter.

by Garfibromyalgia November 03, 2021

slunch

the slushy, muddy goop that is created when a car drives through snow with dirty tires.

ugh, look at all that slunch on the driveway.

by Garfibromyalgia November 07, 2021

Bullet Shit

A shit that comes rocketing out of your ass at mach speed due to the excessive buildup of gas behind it.

I ate too much Taco Bell last night and was rewarded with a Bullet Shit.

by Garfibromyalgia June 26, 2024

Clown Town

Any place where there is a large gathering of clowns, juggalos, or other various manner of jesters. Any location can become a Clown Town, and any Clown Town can become a normal place.

Never going to Clown Town again, i came out covered in seltzer water and Faygo.

by Garfibromyalgia November 24, 2022

The Grip Reaper

The Grim Reaper's counterpart who kills via handjob.

I found my grandpa dead and covered in his own cum, he must have been visited by The Grip Reaper.

by Garfibromyalgia June 23, 2022