Electric Babysitter

I can't get my son off of the electric babysitter.
by Garfibromyalgia November 03, 2021
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Bullet Shit

A shit that comes rocketing out of your ass at mach speed due to the excessive buildup of gas behind it.
I ate too much Taco Bell last night and was rewarded with a Bullet Shit.
by Garfibromyalgia June 26, 2024
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Banan

Me monke, me eat banan
by Garfibromyalgia September 03, 2021
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Mobius Double Reacharound

When two males stand facing away from each other while using their right hand to jack each other off and their left hand to finger each other's assholes.
I walked in on Dave and Hank during their Mobius Double Reacharound last night, it was a sight that I will never forget.
by Garfibromyalgia December 24, 2022
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Clown Town

Any place where there is a large gathering of clowns, juggalos, or other various manner of jesters. Any location can become a Clown Town, and any Clown Town can become a normal place.
Never going to Clown Town again, i came out covered in seltzer water and Faygo.
by Garfibromyalgia November 24, 2022
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Clown Meat

Had some Clown Meat the other day, tasted funny as always
by Garfibromyalgia April 29, 2021
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slunch

the slushy, muddy goop that is created when a car drives through snow with dirty tires.
ugh, look at all that slunch on the driveway.
by Garfibromyalgia November 07, 2021
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