Bruhgasm

An orgasm so low-quality that afterwards, you can only think "bruh."

Guy 1: Had an absolute bruhgasm last night.
Guy 2: Bruh that's sad

by Garfibromyalgia July 28, 2020

The Caesar's Curse

The day-long bout of violent, burning diarhhea you get after eating Little Caesar's pizza.

I should not have ordered pizza last night, now i've got the Caesar's Curse.

by Garfibromyalgia June 10, 2022

The shit you say when you don't got any shit to say.

Guy 1: "And then she smiled and winked at me!"
Guy 2: "Damn that's crazy."

by Garfibromyalgia July 24, 2022

The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.

Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead

by Garfibromyalgia November 21, 2021

The kind of unusually soft, ass burning, wretched smelling shits that you get from eating too much sugary food.

I shouldn't have eaten that entire bag of M&Ms, now I've got the sugar shits.

by Garfibromyalgia December 13, 2023

I can't get my son off of the electric babysitter.

by Garfibromyalgia November 03, 2021

A shit that comes rocketing out of your ass at mach speed due to the excessive buildup of gas behind it.

I ate too much Taco Bell last night and was rewarded with a Bullet Shit.

by Garfibromyalgia June 26, 2024