Gangster Twinks's definitions

Cunt

A person who is considered mean. Similar to:

Asshole
Asshat
Bitch
Bully
Dick
Dirtbag
Douche
Douchebag
Jerk

I'm Sammy Bagel Jr, I'm happy to meet all of you, except for this meshugenah cunt over here.

by Gangster Twinks May 25, 2017

balloonoid

A person whose body has been blown up like a balloon, and are filled with either air, helium, hexafluoride, hydrogen or water. They are spherical and can only bounce and roll as means of transportation.

My girlfriend ate a magic fruit and it caused her to turn into a great big, cuddly balloonoid!

by Gangster Twinks February 21, 2023

Big balloon body

Where the patient's body is completely swollen in all directions in the shape of a big ball. (Sometimes the breasts inflate too) Admit it, you know you want to do this to your girlfriend.

Troy: Wow, would you look at Jenny's big balloon body?

Jenny: Troy, this isn't funny! Deflate me this instance!

Erica: Whee! This so much bouncy fun!

by Gangster Twinks January 16, 2017

Hooky

A game where you ride on fish hooks and jump down before you get pulled above the surface and cooked, eaten or gift-shopped.

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, you're going the wrong way.

SpongeBob: I always go to work this way.
Patrick: You're not going to work today. We're going to go play hooky!

by Gangster Twinks January 25, 2018

Bergen

A large grumpy being that cannot feel happy unless they eat smaller trolls. They cannot laugh, sing or hug. Instead, they go through a dystopian depression and treat their neighbours like shit by kicking them, glaring, giving wedgies, etc.

I'm glad you broke up with Daniel, he's such a bergen!

by Gangster Twinks February 5, 2019

Can't

A broken can.

Put those soda can'ts into the recycling.

by Gangster Twinks April 19, 2018

Babysitter

A person who sits on babies

I don't want a babysitter! I'm not a baby, and I don't want to be sat on!

by Gangster Twinks June 1, 2017