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pappyslap

redundancy on list that should have been removed long ago
overlooking removing redundant words from lists will not even get ya a pappyslap, though
by galcoolest March 18, 2005
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mower meat

n. an unskilled, underpaid, overworked landscaping business day laborer
Sho, Brunie be nuthin' buh dam mower meat, buh leece he be ow-sy, bro.
by galcoolest March 1, 2005
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mash

noun
the state of being in big trouble without excuses left

adj. (-ed)
in big trouble without excuse
Jacki was a mash after Kee walked in on her and Herm.

Gigi knew she was a mashed gal when the cop pulled her over.
by galcoolest August 4, 2005
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pappyslap

n. an admonishment or scolding from your father (or -- whoever's the boss man of your house) which is delivered in front of another family member(s), usually the boss woman of the house, to make it seem like you are being properly disciplined for bad behavior, but in reality the dressing down is for show, and you know the one scolding is on your side, has no issue with your actions, and is just pretending to be righteous to appease the other family member. To be distinguished from a pappyslam, which is a show of genuine anger and/or disgust.
v. to scold a youth still under one's watch without seriousness in fact, but to satisfy the demands of another authoritative family member.
Tyrone say his pop dun pappyslapped his hiney durin' suppa for haulin' off on Zeke like dat - so's ta git his mama ta lay offa his butt boutit. Ole man tole Ty bee-fo den dat dat pussy sucka haddit cumin' fo reel, strate up.
by galcoolest March 6, 2005
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doordrumming

v. Looking for a place to stay overnight or for a few a days. syn. couch surfing, seeking a mattress match.
Ya'll gotta word up fo Slim, he be wit zip comfie fo 2 now, an hella doordrummin' hees ass wit nuttin shakin' on down, po bro....
by galcoolest March 11, 2005
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pet the pony

an expression used to euphemistically describe sexual activity-- of any sort

when a guy says it to a girl, it's meant to sound cute, sweet and boyishly charming--and when he uses the term in front of his guy friends it means he really likes the gal he's discussing and won't even use crass talk about sex with her

girls don't use the term with each other except jokingly, as if were so stuuupid to say that, but whatever, it's cute, and they know if a guy's using it he's at least trying to be suave
"hey c'mon Tymara, can't we pleese just go an pet the pony fos a leetle while? pleese? the pony been alone today, he miss you sooooo bad..."

"Yeah bro, we ates sum her mama's kickin chickin, an den we wenna her room to pet the pony, youz knows how it be... s'all good wit Janilla, yeaah, uh-uh. Got you a five spot on ya? I needs smokes and a Dew hella bad, man."
by galcoolest March 18, 2005
mugGet the pet the ponymug.

blahbust

v. to stir up excitement or make a scene in public for laughs
var. n. blahbuster someone who is known to stir up excitement or make public scenes for laughs
var. adj. blahbusting a person or event that stirs up excitement or causes a scene that makes people laugh
Rinko dun hella blahbusted in Drenk's class today when evey'un seen him dun throwins a meannass honker rye in Sherise's dam hair- was classik, dude!

Terrence be a reg'lar blahbuster, bro- coun' his ass in for chillin with us dudes to-nigh, ya hear? Sumthin bitchin blahbusting dun bowna go down longas he be roun', sees ifs I ain't strate up on that faack, yo. Tenner down now, youz game on it, bro?
by galcoolest March 17, 2005
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