v. when a female PRETENDS to be completely touched, upset, hurt or saddened by some event or another person's words or actions, and either fakes crying or manages to produce real tears, solely in order to impress, guilt trip, manipulate, or punish/pay back another other person.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).

n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods