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upstate new york

i'm from beekman new york, its about 10 miles from the shithole known as poughkeepsie. i go to a school where all the black kids act ghetto and say "whatup nigga" but live in 700,000 dollar houses. upstate is boring and is where most of the criminal activity in the state goes down. if you ever come to dutchess county stay away from poughkeepsie not because its dangerous
( except in the section 8 project developments, which strangly make up the whole city), because the hookers on main street and washington boulevard suck dick like retarded todlers. just a heads up.
kid from beekman: i'm from beekman, where are you from b'otch.

kid from po-town: i'm from poughkeepsie, word nugga that shyte's mad gangsta....wuuut

kid from beekman: thats it, i'm getting the mafia
by guess November 4, 2004
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dumsanzo

(1) the conservative joe disanzo. he says everyone who disagrees with him are "liberals" even know their not. he knows nothing about politics even know he watches the most conservative news channel (fox news) all day long. he doesn't like black people and is against abortion even know he's not a women and will never have a child. he thinks the patriot act is a good idea. he constantly talks about bill o reily which would lead some to think he has sexual fantasies about him. even though peers show him hardocore documents detailing some of the failures of the bush administration he says its "bullshit".
(2) a conservative who knows nothing about being a conservative and is only one because the traits of the parents rub off on them.
(3) unable to think outside of the box for more then 5 seconds
(4) thinks he's a conservative even know he shares hard moral beleifs with liberals
me: joe did u go on FTW.com its a INDEPENDENT JOURNALISM sit.

joe: mike you are such a stupid liberal prick. i'm gonna go on Bill O' Reilys website and write letters to him. and when i grow up i'm gonna join the KKK

me: joe, u know that u have liberal views and i'm not even a liberal i just don't like politics

joe: no, mike ur are a stupid liberal. liberals are so stupid. bye mike i'm going to try to find naked pictures of bill and sean hannity one the internet
by guess March 30, 2004
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whats the have?

slang retarded people use to say something as simple as "whats up".

often the mentally challenged speak this code to each other rather then us UN-retarded people,because what un-retarded person would walk up to someone else and say "so, whats the have?" thats right no one because this "term" is fuckin ridiculous
RETARD walking up to an UN-retard

RETARD: a bia bia bia a paw paw paw eeey aaaaah aaawwwhats theeeyy haaaave aaa heo heo meow meow

UN-retarded: wow i hope you get shot in the face
by guess April 3, 2004
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loofus

(1) a pubic hair that women occasionaly choke on, it can't be removed because its stuck in the crotch region very tightly. it can't be shaved because its made of steel.

(2) a really dumb douche bag. by douche bag i mean ignorant wanna be mean but can't stupid dick humper. and by the sentence above this one i mean a asshole. and by asshole i mean someone whos a dick. do u get the gist of it.

(3) a term used to describe mentally handicapped people or retards. the type of retard who would break a plate glass window with his boner then lick the blood of the broken shards and walk into a fueneral home half naked during a wake.

(4) simon cowell

(5) a word used to describe a genreal idiot. you know what a idiot is. like someone who cheats on their taxes...but uses a bright red pen and mispells words like "money"

(6) just a funny ass word to confuse the elderly with.
(1) AAAAAH frank you loofus finally broke off... but now its gaging the fuck out of me. i gotta shit.

(2) guy 1: i had sex with you wife...ANAL

guy 2: god damnit loofus.

(3) conversation
person 1: yeah so then the loofus came into my house with a baseball bat. then he kept screaming "peabut butter" and i was freaked because it was 2 in the morning. then these people came into my house and put this crazy loofus in a huge duffel bag.

person 2: thats crazy. loffus's are only here to freak people out and to amuse us. oh and alos to play piano

(4) simon cowell: that was gastly. excuse me i have to go home and vomit in my underwear draw. that was horrible. i'm gay

(5) person 1: your brother is a stupid loofus.

person 2: no he's not. why would you say that?

person 1: uummmm....maybe its because he just took a shit in my grandmas bath tub. then her threw his own fecal matter at her stuffed cat.

(6) young person: hi there old guy, did you poop your pants again

old person: WhAAAaaaa i can't here yaa
young peson: LOOFUS

old person: WWHAAAA, you damn hooligans. get off my porch with your stupid music. WHAAaa. i just soiled my self. JULIA!!!!

old persons wife: WHAAT MARVIN!

old person: i need a depense... HURRY UP WOMEN.

young person: wow, when i get old i'm gonna shoot my self in the face
by guess April 10, 2004
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mother what what

like whats the have? the common retard uses this. only this slaughter of the english language is a bastardization of a popular black phrase refered to as mother fucker. or to fuck ones mother. which by the way is incest. only "mother what what" is used commonly by retarded six year old boys mimicking "shaft" only in fear of getting slapped by their over weight drunk fathers they replace the profane word fuck with the words commonly used by half deaf people. those words being "what what". only the deaf have the right to say "what what" because lets face it they can't fuckin here you. also "mother what what" is used by child molesters and fags like elton john. i don't know if elton john has ever used the words "mother what what" but i'm going to assume he has...because he's a fag.
some kid: hey frankie wanna go play transformers and when we're done play i'll show you mine and you show me yours


some other kid: sounds like a sweet deal. lets go brotha.


some kid: lets do this MOTHER WHAT WHAT


me: OH MY GOD you little faggot. why don't u lay down on the autobahn. and die.
by guess April 18, 2004
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wildatheart

Aussie filth from aussie land
you wildathearting again
are you being a fooker again
by guess December 22, 2003
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farst

a homo way of saying fast, coined by some limey and used constantly by some horrible spawn of their's on a constant basis.
21:00 <Elixir> I found myself questioning why people say "Fasst" in america and not "Farst" last night
by guess January 11, 2004
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