Pissed as a Parrot

Someone who is drunk and says the same stuff over and over again.

Cunt is "Pissed as a Parrot",can't shut up.

by GS71 April 05, 2015

Give 'em the finger

To raise one's middle finger in a defiant gesture and use the words "FUCK YOU"

If some cunt cuts you off in traffic,and if they are cunts, "GIVE 'EM THE FINGER"

by GS71 April 04, 2015

be like water

TO BE SHAPELESS,FORMLESS,HAVING NO PARTICULAR STYLE.
A FAMOUS BRUCE LEE SAYING.

“You must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour water in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can drip and it can crash. Become like water my friend.”
BE LIKE WATER.....

by GS71 May 15, 2015

FOR FUCK'S SAKE

When you patience is wearing thin with either a person or person's or a particular task that is not going your way at the time..

For fuck's sake if i have to go to your house again and your not home i will be annoyed.....Love you honey...MWAH

by GS71 November 15, 2016

wigwam for a goose's bridle

AN OLD AUSTRALIAN SLANG TERM FOR "HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW"

OR.... IF YOU ARE MAKING SOMETHING AND YOU COULDN'T BE FUCKED EXPLAINING IN DETAIL WHAT IT IS.
IT'S ON THE SHELF NEXT TO THE THINGAMAJIG AND THE DOOHICKEY.

A WIGWAM FOR A GOOSE'S BRIDLE IS USED TO TRIM PINOCCHIO'S BALL HAIR......SILKY SMOOTH.

by GS71 April 19, 2017

like a dog chasing a truck

SOMEONE OUTSIDE THEIR LEAGUE WHEN IT COMES TO CHASING WOMEN.
NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCH'S HER.

(PETER)....YOU WERE OUT LAST NIGHT TRYING TO CHAT UP THAT BLONDE AT THE PUB
(JOHN)....YEAH! HE IS LIKE A DOG CHASING A TRUCK,WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCHES HER.
(PETER)....GET FUCKED CUNT..
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by GS71 May 17, 2015

tight as a fishes ass under compression

Someone who does not spend any money.............period!

He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.

by GS71 April 04, 2015