GRiM's definitions

JDM

One of the most overused words by Ricers. If its JDM it must be automatically better. Some of the stuff in Japan may be better but it has turned into a buzzword.

RICER: OMGZZ!!! I have these new tyte JDM headlights yo! They make my car so much better!
Domestic: That's nice, I have stock headlights and spent that money on my engine.
RICER: Dood! You bought a JDM engine???
Domestic: Stupid ricer

by Grim October 15, 2005

It'll be over by Christmas

A very common saying used by Generals in both World Wars. Every time they came up with a big plan, it was designed to end the war by Christmas and bring the boys home. Of course we all know that never happened. It was used so often that it became a joke.

Field Marshall Montgomery "Market Garden will be so successful it'll be over by Christmas". In reality, it went for more than another year. Good job Monty.

by Grim October 8, 2005

gordy

A word from Campbell River used instead of cocaine. Don't ask why, they're from The Riv, they don't know better.

Hey they have Gordy at the party!
That ho just did a big line of Gordy

by Grim April 1, 2005

Tamasexual

1. Having sexual relations with the popular virtual pet, Tamagotchi. Can often result in battery leakage and electrocution.

2. One who prefers pixels over penis/pussy.

3. A fruit cake.

1. Bob: Oh Ichigotchi i didnt know you could bend like *that*!

2. Sally: I dont want to meet your daddy, i just want you in my caddy ;)
Tamagotchi: *beep*

3. "Fruit Cakes 1/2 off! THIS WEEKEND ONLY!"

by Grim March 9, 2005

cubical

A soul draining box you live in for 40+ hours a week. You attempt to hold off the inevitable insanity by decorating it, messenger and drinking heavily. You will eventually have nightmares about being stuck in one.

ME: I was stuck in my damn cubical all day
Friend: Wow, you need booze
ME: *chugs a pitcher of beer*

by Grim January 31, 2005

masterbater

Masterbater, also known as a Kitty killer, is a man who gives himself sexual pleasure by himself by taking his hand and rubbing the penis until the pleasure is acheived.

Ed is a masterbater and will masterbate at anytime he can.

by Grim January 20, 2005

mescaline

A psychedelic of the phenethylamine family which occurs naturally in certain cactuses. Contrary to popular belief it is very seldom found in pure chemical form due to the production difficulties and costs. In the hands of the open-minded and intelligent people it can be a great instrument for the exploration of the psyche.

The chemical name for mescaline is 3,4,5-trimethoxyphenethylamine

by Grim January 8, 2005