GReg's definitions

grass on the wicket

A younger female who looks capable of sexual intercourse

grass on the wicket, lets play cricket

by greg April 6, 2003

toolbag

An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects.

"That Doug....what a toolbag."

by Greg May 25, 2004

Swanky Wank

the act of renting a nice hotel room for you and your lady then she doesnt show.....so you are forced into masturbating.

this bitch didnt show so i had to tap myself into a swanky wank.

by greg March 28, 2004

silent but deadly

something that, when combined with a dutch oven maneouver, is an excessive use of deadly force.

easy elevator clearance...

by Greg April 29, 2004

Pwnasarus-Rex

When a group or one person completely OWNZ u!!!

P_K just Pwnasarus-Rexed me!!

by Greg March 2, 2005

Off the wall

So crazy that it is hard to understand

Dang, that was so off the wall crazy, that it was off the wall and then back ON the wall. *credited to a friend of mine* ^_^;;

by Greg June 5, 2003

tipois

together in peace one in spirit. i came up with this acronym after I started a website named tipois.com My wife said what are you going to tell people this means. so i didn't want to say two in the pink one in the stink.

together in peace one in spirit

by greg February 21, 2005