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bum fluff

Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom
That's not a moustache - that's bum fluff
by Gordon April 2, 2003
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skeeter

The best darn olympic team in Chadbourne Residential College.
Winning the Chadbourne Olympics was a big release for the Skeeters
by Gordon October 14, 2004
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st. pierre bomb

when someone takes a dump and the foul odor overtakes the rooms adjacent to the bathroom, at which time the person who took the dump tries to blame the stench on an unrelated source. happens when the social setting does not allow others affected to flat-out ask if the person just took a nasty dump, such as when it was an old person or your bosses wife. Name derived from a pervasive dropper of said bomb.
son: "what is that smell!!!???"
sons fiance: "yes it is very stinky, like how do you say....ummmm...sewer?"
mom: "Yes, I know, I called the front desk and told them to send maintenance because there must be something wrong. Someone will be right up."
moms husband: "I don't smell anything"
maintenance man: "there is nothing wrong with the sewer. someone dropped a st. pierre bomb in here. it'll clear up in a couple hours."
by gordon April 14, 2005
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faffing

by Gordon April 2, 2003
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mother fucker

An expression used when you envy someone's good fortune.
"Mother fucker! You got her and I didnt?"
by Gordon March 11, 2004
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Fuck tard

1.A retard that still manages to get in a fuck or two

2. A wad of shit
1. Me: Yo that guy is a fuck tard
Bob: I envy him.

2. Me: Yo, I dare you to eat that fuck tard
You: fiiinnnneeee
by gordon March 8, 2005
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manjuice

Ellen loves to swallow my manjuice.
by gordon January 20, 2003
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