generalissimo

When not plotting world domination or scaring his roommates, he is found playing with his ultra cool F5 and D1 and heading up an ultra cool photo website. Can recite Robert Frost and Henry Thoreau in Hexadecimal.
Still it must be a beneveloent dictatorship you are planning Generalissimo, since we dont have to pay for the privilidge of being part of your junta.
by Gordon December 28, 2003
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mother fucker

An expression used when you envy someone's good fortune.
"Mother fucker! You got her and I didnt?"
by Gordon March 11, 2004
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Fuck tard

1.A retard that still manages to get in a fuck or two

2. A wad of shit
1. Me: Yo that guy is a fuck tard
Bob: I envy him.

2. Me: Yo, I dare you to eat that fuck tard
You: fiiinnnneeee
by gordon March 08, 2005
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gotsta

Dumb-ass method of stating a very simple phrase from the english language.(Primarily used in the United States...)
The illerate fool said, 'I gotsta go home.'
by Gordon June 24, 2003
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Filbrick

Filbrick means well for his family, but he is very stern. He is not easily impressed and making a profit is more important to him than honest business practices. He had a very rough childhood growing up and this has caused him to be cold. Filbricks can marry, but should never have children, or heaven forbid twins.
Person 1: Do you think he will be impressed?

Person 2: Nah, the guy's a total Filbrick.
by Gordon October 01, 2016
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Hot Tuna Sandwich

Highly sought after by certain ladies, this delicacy is another term for the spitroast, where two gentlemen entertain one lady at the same time. Usually orally and vaginally, but other configurations are possible. The lady is obviously the "Tuna" in the aforementioned sandwich.
"My twin brother rang me and told me that his new girlfriend was hot for a threesome, but I wasn't sure until she came on the line and insisted on it. So I ended up serving up a hot tuna sandwich that afternoon."
by Gordon September 16, 2003
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you know how i roll

you know how i roll - you know thats what i do
by Gordon June 17, 2006
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