Definitions by GORDON

Pass the Dutch 

A "dutch" in this context, is a spliff, or hand rolled marijuana cigarette. The phase is used when requesting that a comrade lend you his for a sample toke.

(Thanks, Missy Elliot!)

Cmon, pass the dutch baby!

Pass the Dutch by Gordon October 3, 2003

Devils Porridge 

Manfat, Semen.

Shes a good Girl - she loves the Devils Porridge!

Devils Porridge by Gordon September 16, 2003

Hot Tuna Sandwich 

Highly sought after by certain ladies, this delicacy is another term for the spitroast, where two gentlemen entertain one lady at the same time. Usually orally and vaginally, but other configurations are possible. The lady is obviously the "Tuna" in the aforementioned sandwich.

"My twin brother rang me and told me that his new girlfriend was hot for a threesome, but I wasn't sure until she came on the line and insisted on it. So I ended up serving up a hot tuna sandwich that afternoon."

Hot Tuna Sandwich by Gordon September 16, 2003

gotsta 

Dumb-ass method of stating a very simple phrase from the english language.(Primarily used in the United States...)

The illerate fool said, 'I gotsta go home.'

gotsta by Gordon June 24, 2003

crazy hotel room sex 

hours upon hours of crazy kinky mindblowing sex. great way of living out all of one's fantasies. (lots of stamina required)

crazy hotel room sex by gordon April 30, 2003

faffing 

Time wasting/feckin' around

Stop faffing around and do the dishes!

faffing by Gordon April 2, 2003

bum fluff

Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom

That's not a moustache - that's bum fluff

bum fluff by Gordon April 2, 2003