Non-canon Narrative

Synonym of "Fan Fiction", but doesn't sound as dumb.

Person 1: Hey, did you write that Gravity Falls fan fiction?

Person 2: I prefer you call it a "Gravity Falls non-canon narrative" and yes, yes I did.

by Gordon October 02, 2016

multishirk

Time wasting on a superior level.
eg. Relaxing at work browsing the internet, listening to music, playing games on line, chatting on the phone...

"Fix the database? No can do, I'm too busy multishirking, sorry"

by Gordon April 02, 2003

Devils Porridge

Manfat, Semen.

Shes a good Girl - she loves the Devils Porridge!

by Gordon September 16, 2003

bum fluff

Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom

That's not a moustache - that's bum fluff

by Gordon April 02, 2003

crazy hotel room sex

hours upon hours of crazy kinky mindblowing sex. great way of living out all of one's fantasies. (lots of stamina required)

by gordon April 30, 2003

skeeter

The best darn olympic team in Chadbourne Residential College.

Winning the Chadbourne Olympics was a big release for the Skeeters

by Gordon October 14, 2004

Pass the Dutch

A "dutch" in this context, is a spliff, or hand rolled marijuana cigarette. The phase is used when requesting that a comrade lend you his for a sample toke.

(Thanks, Missy Elliot!)

Cmon, pass the dutch baby!

by Gordon October 03, 2003