GORDON's definitions

skeeter

The best darn olympic team in Chadbourne Residential College.

Winning the Chadbourne Olympics was a big release for the Skeeters

by Gordon October 14, 2004

iyot

Filipino(Visayan) word for "SEX".

iyot tayo!

let's have sex!

by GORDON February 16, 2004

mother fucker

An expression used when you envy someone's good fortune.

"Mother fucker! You got her and I didnt?"

by Gordon March 11, 2004

birmingham

My home town. Like every other UK city ive been to. its innerds are depressing and dead, filled with the rotting skeletons of its industrial past. The town centre has almost no character, if you dont count the gangs and homeless. Its suburbs have some nice parts, but mostly not so nice parts. And you only have to walk 10 minutes before you hit another councel estate, with burnt out cars, scallys and shopping trolleys. It may be extremely multi cultured, but if you ask me, theres alot of ratial tension in the air.I dont consider myself racsist, but when you've been mugged 3 times, each time by a different gang of black youths, you have to ask yourself wether its a co-incidence you're white.

Birmingham does some nice currys

Birmingham is dead, like the rest of inner city UK.

Solihull is going the same way.

by Gordon March 22, 2004

generalissimo

When not plotting world domination or scaring his roommates, he is found playing with his ultra cool F5 and D1 and heading up an ultra cool photo website. Can recite Robert Frost and Henry Thoreau in Hexadecimal.

Still it must be a beneveloent dictatorship you are planning Generalissimo, since we dont have to pay for the privilidge of being part of your junta.

by Gordon December 28, 2003

manjuice

semen, jism, cum, spunk

Ellen loves to swallow my manjuice.

by gordon January 20, 2003

faffing

Time wasting/feckin' around

Stop faffing around and do the dishes!

by Gordon April 2, 2003