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Pass the Dutch

A "dutch" in this context, is a spliff, or hand rolled marijuana cigarette. The phase is used when requesting that a comrade lend you his for a sample toke.

(Thanks, Missy Elliot!)
by Gordon October 3, 2003
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Hot Tuna Sandwich

Highly sought after by certain ladies, this delicacy is another term for the spitroast, where two gentlemen entertain one lady at the same time. Usually orally and vaginally, but other configurations are possible. The lady is obviously the "Tuna" in the aforementioned sandwich.
"My twin brother rang me and told me that his new girlfriend was hot for a threesome, but I wasn't sure until she came on the line and insisted on it. So I ended up serving up a hot tuna sandwich that afternoon."
by Gordon September 16, 2003
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Non-canon Narrative

Synonym of "Fan Fiction", but doesn't sound as dumb.
Person 1: Hey, did you write that Gravity Falls fan fiction?

Person 2: I prefer you call it a "Gravity Falls non-canon narrative" and yes, yes I did.
by Gordon October 2, 2016
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Filbrick

Filbrick means well for his family, but he is very stern. He is not easily impressed and making a profit is more important to him than honest business practices. He had a very rough childhood growing up and this has caused him to be cold. Filbricks can marry, but should never have children, or heaven forbid twins.
Person 1: Do you think he will be impressed?

Person 2: Nah, the guy's a total Filbrick.
by Gordon October 1, 2016
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gotsta

Dumb-ass method of stating a very simple phrase from the english language.(Primarily used in the United States...)
The illerate fool said, 'I gotsta go home.'
by Gordon June 24, 2003
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Fuck tard

1.A retard that still manages to get in a fuck or two

2. A wad of shit
1. Me: Yo that guy is a fuck tard
Bob: I envy him.

2. Me: Yo, I dare you to eat that fuck tard
You: fiiinnnneeee
by gordon March 8, 2005
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mother fucker

An expression used when you envy someone's good fortune.
"Mother fucker! You got her and I didnt?"
by Gordon March 11, 2004
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