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crazy hotel room sex

hours upon hours of crazy kinky mindblowing sex. great way of living out all of one's fantasies. (lots of stamina required)
by gordon April 30, 2003
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Pass the Dutch

A "dutch" in this context, is a spliff, or hand rolled marijuana cigarette. The phase is used when requesting that a comrade lend you his for a sample toke.

(Thanks, Missy Elliot!)
by Gordon October 3, 2003
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multishirk

Time wasting on a superior level.
eg. Relaxing at work browsing the internet, listening to music, playing games on line, chatting on the phone...
"Fix the database? No can do, I'm too busy multishirking, sorry"
by Gordon April 2, 2003
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omnibenevolent

infinitely good
by Gordon October 25, 2003
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generalissimo

When not plotting world domination or scaring his roommates, he is found playing with his ultra cool F5 and D1 and heading up an ultra cool photo website. Can recite Robert Frost and Henry Thoreau in Hexadecimal.
Still it must be a beneveloent dictatorship you are planning Generalissimo, since we dont have to pay for the privilidge of being part of your junta.
by Gordon December 28, 2003
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iyot

Filipino(Visayan) word for "SEX".
iyot tayo!

let's have sex!
by GORDON February 16, 2004
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NAPA Special

An acronym for the Naked Anus Pussy Annahilation sex position. It must be performed only by a trained and certified NAPA auto parts specialist using NAPA automotive lube in a liscenced NAPA store and is sometimes followed by a fire breathing dragon.
After applying a generous amount of NAPA auto lube to her "o-rings and seals", the NAPA specialist went in for the NAPA special.
by Gordon September 3, 2008
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