Definitions by GM

tepi 

Deriving from Zep Tepi, in the ancient Egyptian, which meant "the splendid place of the first time". The godess Tepi often provided a safe haven for sexual novices. This gave rise to a cult of the modern-day Tepian society, now manifested in the corporate entity 'TepiCorp'.

Geez, I'd like to bang Tepi!

See Tepi ball
see TepiCorp
see waxing

tepi by GM April 14, 2004

banty 

something that's crap and cheap and falling apart

look at the state of your computer- it's banty

banty by GM February 2, 2004

scobe 

In Northern Ireland, scobe is used to describe someone who is tight with money and tries to get whatever they can for free

you're a scobe for picking that money off the ground
i'm going to try and scobe a free pint off him

scobe by GM January 29, 2004

wax merchant 

Somebody who waxes (mastubates) alot and other people for a price.

michael is such a wax merchant, and he only charges 19.95

wax merchant by GM September 10, 2003

tepi ball

A 'tepi ball' is scored by throwing a tennis ball from the baseline of a tennis court through a basketball hoop placed at the other baseline on a tennis court (ie.a full court shot). Hitting a 'tepi ball' means gives one credit towards sleeping with tepi 9the nickname for my dear wife)

GM just score another tepi ball - you fool!

tepi ball by GM September 10, 2003

waxing 

To masturbate

While walking in the park one day, I waxed my johnny

waxing by GM July 30, 2003

lying sack of shit 

n. (metaphorical, yet, often simultaneously literal) one who habitually and effortlessly utters falsehoods in a most blatant and profane manner, all the while maintaining a lackadaisical appearance of ingenuousness; despite, or perhaps, due to the fact that their entire corporeal membrane is filled to bursting with an inexhaustible supply of foul, though nitrogen-rich fecal mendacities waiting to be excreted into their victims' ears

I can't believe you'd give any credence to anything that lying sack of shit says!

(insert name of any living politician or other person who wants something from you here) is a lying sack of shit!

lying sack of shit by GM July 21, 2003