GIRTHQUAKE72's definitions

Taco Jesus

When a female is ravished and starving, because her man has fucked her brains out for hours, yet she can’t even move To get nourishment because of how hard she has been dicked down.......and out of nowhere her BF brings her a fresh, home made taco, warmed, and on a plate, w napkin, for her to consume in bed. Taco Jesus

1. I was laying there stunned, and then the next thing I know, like a sign from above....there is a hot man, handing me a perfectly warm and delicious taco......Taco Jesus had arrived.

2. Do you know how many women would kill for just one night with Taco Jesus, honey you better wake up, and marry that man. That shit don’t happen anymore with fuckboys and Opie’s everywhere!

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 20, 2019

False Start

When someone is still hung up on their EX, while dating another person creating a false sense of reality....and giving the new relationship a bogus, False Start.

I specifically asked you if you were over your EX, and you told me yes......then i find you still writing poems about him, and wishing him happy birthday, when you ruined mine. That is a complete False Start to our relationship, and you wonder why we struggled ?

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 18, 2019

Cunnilingus Hedonist

A person who is an oral slut and has no problem or shame using someone to fill his or her hedonistic desire tank full to the top, with great oral sex. They will use and abuse, whoever they need to achieve their oral pleasure.

1. I licked that pussy so good that when I hit her with the 360 Clit Lick she went Cunnilingus Hedonist on me the rest of the relationship!

2. Bro, my tongue is so tender, and my jaw is sore, from this Cunnilingus Hedonist I’m dating.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 11, 2019

VCF

Vindictive, Cold, Fertile

1. Keep your guard up gentlemen and rubbers on, there will be possible VCF action here tonight.

2. The only thing scarier and more life damaging than a Vindictive Cold Female.....is a VCF. Vindictive Cold Fertile.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019

Armenian Back Nair

When one is asked, forced, tricked, blackmailed, threatened, or willingly helps to apply Nair to an Armenians back. This is no small task, and will take serious forearm strength to wipe the rainforests of chemical burning hair away.

1. Hey big dog, you coming to jam tonight? No sorry champion, I got baited into another Armenian Back Nair night followed by a Cunnilingus Hedonist session and no reciprocation.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 10, 2019

Seasonal DuHpressagain

When some who is already a depressed, dark, cold, not fun, introverted drag, with truck loads of baggage stock piled, wakes up with another reason to hate life and bring those down who can smile and enjoy the date on the calendar, or the time of season it is.

1. PSA....My Seasonal DuHpressagain is making me drink these IPA's and making me put on this winter weight. I hate calendars.

2. Hey wanna go to the snow with us and have fun with the ski bunny Sluts? No, i hate winter, and spring, and summer, and fall.......and i hate you too. Thanks but no thanks....my Seasonal DuHpressagain is about to kick in any day now. Where is my Lana Del Ray mix.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019

Slut 4

Add your FAVORITE answer and create your own Slut 4.

Example 1. Slut 4 (Enter last name)

2. Slut 4 (favorite class) science

3. Slut 4 (favorite drink) craft beer

4. Slut 4 (favorite topic) music

5. Slut 4 (best instrument) drums

I sure am a Slut 4 that one mayor of New York.

I’m not sure if I’m a Slut 4 craft beer or if I’m just an IPA Slut

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 11, 2019