The ancient Italian God of Girth. He stretches vaginas to the maximum and fills them to the brim, and lets that sperm swim. He always looks good, smells good, and makes a woman cum more times than she ever knew possible.
1. Yeah my Gf was being a total bitchy cunt and trying to impose her bitch culture on me, so I just went GirthusMaximus on that pussy and made her cum 15 times and filled her up. Sent that mega bitch packing.
2. GirthusMaximus is a beyond god of pussy status, have you heard his bitch count numbers?
2. GirthusMaximus is a beyond god of pussy status, have you heard his bitch count numbers?
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 14, 2019
The Shadiest, and most deceiving and evil of all beady eye strains. Extremely conniving and very ill willed. Revengeful and Vindictive.
1. You can always tell what that Ice Queens intentions are, just by looking at her beady rat eyes.
2. I suggest you tuck your balls, and cover your heart, because those beady rat eyes your GF has when she wants revenge or is being vindictive, are scary as fuck.
3. The eyes tell everything, and when a female has beady rat eyes like George W Bush, run for your life brother.
2. I suggest you tuck your balls, and cover your heart, because those beady rat eyes your GF has when she wants revenge or is being vindictive, are scary as fuck.
3. The eyes tell everything, and when a female has beady rat eyes like George W Bush, run for your life brother.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019
A female who only drinks cold-brew, because nothing else is strong enough or bitter enough for her, or her caffeine addicted tendencies. If she does not receive her daily dose of cold brew caffeine by 10am The world could end. She will start complaining of a headache and quit having sex with you. This is when the real bitch shows up and her cold becomes more than just the ice used to cool the coffee.
I swear why is that girl always so cold , mean, and moody, too go along with her bad breath? Oh don’t worry champ, she is just a Cold Brew Bitch
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 05, 2019
The complete opposite of a silver fox! This is the version that is not desired by younger women. Looks creepy old, acts immature, and prefers soft sex.
1. Jennifer got herself a new silver scat daddy, it must be school registration $$$ time again.
2. Omg, did you see how gross that Tita and her uncle Chester Silver Scat look together? It looks like one of those grandpa Fucker pornos.
2. Omg, did you see how gross that Tita and her uncle Chester Silver Scat look together? It looks like one of those grandpa Fucker pornos.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 21, 2019
A blanket used for nights or days of marathon sex and or bedroom olympics . When nourishment is need for excessive caloric burn, popcorn is consumed.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 07, 2019
My s.u.r.g.e.r.y. EX GF even surprised me with how cold "and could care less" about the fact that i have surgery and will be going under the knife. She is really bringing that kardashian level bitch act to a whole new level and her Kardashian Syndrome is very apparent.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 15, 2019
National bang that Easy slut from Tinder/work day! You banged her the first night you met her, now it’s her Birthday, so bang her again.
She gives it up on her day, your day, or any day at work, even if someone just asks her name.
She gives it up on her day, your day, or any day at work, even if someone just asks her name.
Dude look at that Dec 18 over there. What a classless hoe. She is getting used like a Dirty old hospital bike
by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 19, 2019