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BitchaRita

A strong serving of Booze, bitch, and Extra sour baditude with a salty rim that makes your face pucker in disappointment and or disgust.

1. I can’t believe that your GF served up such a strong batch of her BitchaRita last weekend. What a Self absorbed Hoe.

2. Some one please cut him off, he has had enough BitchaRitas tonight.

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by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019

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beady rat eyes

The Shadiest, and most deceiving and evil of all beady eye strains. Extremely conniving and very ill willed. Revengeful and Vindictive.

1. You can always tell what that Ice Queens intentions are, just by looking at her beady rat eyes.

2. I suggest you tuck your balls, and cover your heart, because those beady rat eyes your GF has when she wants revenge or is being vindictive, are scary as fuck.

3. The eyes tell everything, and when a female has beady rat eyes like George W Bush, run for your life brother.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 16, 2019

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Track Suit Puma Daddy

A hot, in shape Daddy, that smells good, and wears an obsessive amount of puma track suits. Usually Italian in heritage, and makes a living fucking hot younger girls brains out, all day every day. Sometimes the track suit jacket is used to choke one of the lucky ladies he is smashing out.

1. OMG, did you hear what that Track Suit Puma Daddy did to Ani, and her roomate? Sign me up Daddy!

2. Yes daddy yessssssssss, choke me with your puma track suit daddy.........omg omg omg omg......im cumming again......

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by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 18, 2019

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T.U.M.B.L.R.

Totally,Unsatisfying,Malarkey,Bullshit, Lame, Relationship (T.U.M.B.L.R.)

Hey you aren’t still wasting time, money, emotions, and genuine effort any more on that T.U.M.B.L.R. are you? Dat Hoe is nothing but a hospital bike.

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by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 21, 2019

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Young Girl Theory

The Theory that young girls bring 3 things to the table when dating them.

1. Drama 2. Headaches 3. Sex......two of these they supply an abundance of, or too much. The third, they just aren’t that good at, or have enough experience.

Remember every time those hot little young sluts come up and hit on you, or you match with another one on Tinder, and take her home and smash her out, cause she’s not wearing panties.......repeat the Young Girl Theory. Is it worth it, and will you have enough patience and Advil to last?

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by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 19, 2019

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hospital bike

Similar to the village bike just the hospital edition. This is the work slut that is known from the top floor to bottom floor, but is known best for her work on the gentleman’s floor. If you run into her in the elevator, the code words are “going down?......which floor?” She will show you what floor she’s getting off on.

Everyone needs to ride or use the hospital bike at some point, so from Doctors on down to pharmacy techs, to research study participants, to bed pan boys...they all get a turn to ride the bike.

Hey they always say Doctors know best, well Dr. Sammy told me to try out the hospital bike tonight. I told him that she has a BF and he said.....”hahaha, yeah She tells him she doesn’t know how to ride a bike. Oh she rides, trust me.”

2. Hey has anyone seen the hospital bike, I’m so horny? Check the floor 5 storage room. I saw her crushing on some silver scat daddy earlier up there. That bike Sure gets a lot of use.

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by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 21, 2019

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Taco Jesus

When a female is ravished and starving, because her man has fucked her brains out for hours, yet she can’t even move To get nourishment because of how hard she has been dicked down.......and out of nowhere her BF brings her a fresh, home made taco, warmed, and on a plate, w napkin, for her to consume in bed. Taco Jesus

1. I was laying there stunned, and then the next thing I know, like a sign from above....there is a hot man, handing me a perfectly warm and delicious taco......Taco Jesus had arrived.

2. Do you know how many women would kill for just one night with Taco Jesus, honey you better wake up, and marry that man. That shit don’t happen anymore with fuckboys and Opie’s everywhere!

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by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 20, 2019

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