Definitions by GIRTHQUAKE72
TV Dinner Date
A male or female that is sexually Bland, Uninspiring, Repetitive, Cheap, Lazy, and of course Easy.....Resembling a TV Dinner.
You know you will be gettin one of their 3 Positions/Flavors.
(Salisbury Steak, Fried Chicken, turkey w/gravy)
Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggy
On a good night you might get dessert too.
(Cranberry crumble, or Brownie)
Reverse Cowgirl
The sex is cheap, easy to obtain, lazy in preparation, does not taste very good, and is not satisfying at all. It leaves you a Hungry Man or woman for more.
You know you will be gettin one of their 3 Positions/Flavors.
(Salisbury Steak, Fried Chicken, turkey w/gravy)
Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggy
On a good night you might get dessert too.
(Cranberry crumble, or Brownie)
Reverse Cowgirl
The sex is cheap, easy to obtain, lazy in preparation, does not taste very good, and is not satisfying at all. It leaves you a Hungry Man or woman for more.
1. How are things going with that Slut 4 you, the one that didn't wear panties on the 1st date? (Response): Oh she has turned out to be about as exciting as a TV Dinner Date
2. A TV Dinner Date is such easy clean up......you get what little you can out of it, and then you just throw it away till the next one.
2. A TV Dinner Date is such easy clean up......you get what little you can out of it, and then you just throw it away till the next one.
TV Dinner Date by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019
VCF
1. Keep your guard up gentlemen and rubbers on, there will be possible VCF action here tonight.
2. The only thing scarier and more life damaging than a Vindictive Cold Female.....is a VCF. Vindictive Cold Fertile.
2. The only thing scarier and more life damaging than a Vindictive Cold Female.....is a VCF. Vindictive Cold Fertile.
VCF by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019
Seasonal DuHpressagain
When some who is already a depressed, dark, cold, not fun, introverted drag, with truck loads of baggage stock piled, wakes up with another reason to hate life and bring those down who can smile and enjoy the date on the calendar, or the time of season it is.
1. PSA....My Seasonal DuHpressagain is making me drink these IPA's and making me put on this winter weight. I hate calendars.
2. Hey wanna go to the snow with us and have fun with the ski bunny Sluts? No, i hate winter, and spring, and summer, and fall.......and i hate you too. Thanks but no thanks....my Seasonal DuHpressagain is about to kick in any day now. Where is my Lana Del Ray mix.
2. Hey wanna go to the snow with us and have fun with the ski bunny Sluts? No, i hate winter, and spring, and summer, and fall.......and i hate you too. Thanks but no thanks....my Seasonal DuHpressagain is about to kick in any day now. Where is my Lana Del Ray mix.
Seasonal DuHpressagain by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019
GirthusMaximus
The ancient Italian God of Girth. He stretches vaginas to the maximum and fills them to the brim, and lets that sperm swim. He always looks good, smells good, and makes a woman cum more times than she ever knew possible.
1. Yeah my Gf was being a total bitchy cunt and trying to impose her bitch culture on me, so I just went GirthusMaximus on that pussy and made her cum 15 times and filled her up. Sent that mega bitch packing.
2. GirthusMaximus is a beyond god of pussy status, have you heard his bitch count numbers?
2. GirthusMaximus is a beyond god of pussy status, have you heard his bitch count numbers?
GirthusMaximus by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019
DeWine Slut
The top level of all vineyard hussies. Most gorgeous, best tasting, In shape, super hot heels, dresses classy yet slut is foreshadowed. Knows how to work her way to the secret cellar, to drink the high end bottles. Usually found on her knees blowing or having hot sex with vineyard owner. Can multi-task with glass of wine in her hand and never spill a drop.
Where did Svetlana go? Ohhhhh girl you know her, she’s already got the vineyard owners cock in her mouth by now. It’s already been 20 minutes. She is the ultimate DeWine Slut.
DeWine Slut by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 11, 2019
Cunnilingus Hedonist
A person who is an oral slut and has no problem or shame using someone to fill his or her hedonistic desire tank full to the top, with great oral sex. They will use and abuse, whoever they need to achieve their oral pleasure.
1. I licked that pussy so good that when I hit her with the 360 Clit Lick she went Cunnilingus Hedonist on me the rest of the relationship!
2. Bro, my tongue is so tender, and my jaw is sore, from this Cunnilingus Hedonist I’m dating.
2. Bro, my tongue is so tender, and my jaw is sore, from this Cunnilingus Hedonist I’m dating.
Cunnilingus Hedonist by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 11, 2019
Slut 4
Add your FAVORITE answer and create your own Slut 4.
Example 1. Slut 4 (Enter last name)
2. Slut 4 (favorite class) science
3. Slut 4 (favorite drink) craft beer
4. Slut 4 (favorite topic) music
5. Slut 4 (best instrument) drums
Example 1. Slut 4 (Enter last name)
2. Slut 4 (favorite class) science
3. Slut 4 (favorite drink) craft beer
4. Slut 4 (favorite topic) music
5. Slut 4 (best instrument) drums
I sure am a Slut 4 that one mayor of New York.
I’m not sure if I’m a Slut 4 craft beer or if I’m just an IPA Slut
I’m not sure if I’m a Slut 4 craft beer or if I’m just an IPA Slut
Slut 4 by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 11, 2019