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When a person of very high oral skills and passion, uses tongue to circle around the clitoris In a 360 degree circular motion. Switching back and forth from clockwise to counter clockwise. When executed correctly a sure big O will be achieved for the lucky woman receiving the Oral Mastery
I had that Hot serial dating slut from Tinder I took home on the first date, from the moment I hit her with the 360 Clit Lick
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 8, 2019
Get the 360 Clit Lick mug.National bang that Easy slut from Tinder/work day! You banged her the first night you met her, now it’s her Birthday, so bang her again.
She gives it up on her day, your day, or any day at work, even if someone just asks her name.
She gives it up on her day, your day, or any day at work, even if someone just asks her name.
Dude look at that Dec 18 over there. What a classless hoe. She is getting used like a Dirty old hospital bike
by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 19, 2019
Get the Dec 18 mug.When one is awakened by a massively Girthythick cock and it sets off a girthquake of explosive orgasms.
Look at that kinda cute, sleeping, angsty millennial yelpster, I think it’s time I go girthwaken her ass.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 10, 2019
Get the girthwaken mug.Female that complains about sex being a chore with her man, when her bore factor is the real reason her man is a chore to finish.
Her whore comes from the fact that she is only acting and portraying this personality because she has the groundwork laid with a new crush.
She repeats the same relationship cycle every year and a half, and once her bitch custurd is flowing.....she lets the games begin. She also frequently uses the headache or tired excuse to not do her chores. Most likely never did chores ever, since her mom did everything while she played Video games and was a angsty little brat.
Her whore comes from the fact that she is only acting and portraying this personality because she has the groundwork laid with a new crush.
She repeats the same relationship cycle every year and a half, and once her bitch custurd is flowing.....she lets the games begin. She also frequently uses the headache or tired excuse to not do her chores. Most likely never did chores ever, since her mom did everything while she played Video games and was a angsty little brat.
That’s it for me and the Chore Bore Whore I can’t listen to her unaccountability and blame shifting any more, it’s time to ...... bore it off
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 14, 2019
Get the Chore Bore Whore mug.My s.u.r.g.e.r.y. EX GF even surprised me with how cold "and could care less" about the fact that i have surgery and will be going under the knife. She is really bringing that kardashian level bitch act to a whole new level and her Kardashian Syndrome is very apparent.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 14, 2019
Get the s.u.r.g.e.r.y. mug.The ancient Italian God of Girth. He stretches vaginas to the maximum and fills them to the brim, and lets that sperm swim. He always looks good, smells good, and makes a woman cum more times than she ever knew possible.
1. Yeah my Gf was being a total bitchy cunt and trying to impose her bitch culture on me, so I just went GirthusMaximus on that pussy and made her cum 15 times and filled her up. Sent that mega bitch packing.
2. GirthusMaximus is a beyond god of pussy status, have you heard his bitch count numbers?
2. GirthusMaximus is a beyond god of pussy status, have you heard his bitch count numbers?
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019
Get the GirthusMaximus mug.Hey you aren’t still wasting time, money, emotions, and genuine effort any more on that T.U.M.B.L.R. are you? Dat Hoe is nothing but a hospital bike.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 21, 2019
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