National bang that Easy slut from Tinder/work day! You banged her the first night you met her, now it’s her Birthday, so bang her again.
She gives it up on her day, your day, or any day at work, even if someone just asks her name.
She gives it up on her day, your day, or any day at work, even if someone just asks her name.
Dude look at that Dec 18 over there. What a classless hoe. She is getting used like a Dirty old hospital bike
by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 19, 2019
A Bondage Slut that is so pre occupied with her fetish of being tied up that she has no will, desire, or even care to touch you or pleasure you as well. Even when her hands aren’t tied, invisible ropes seem to keep her hands from doing any touching or exploring of you and your body.
Hey did I tell you, that slut i met on Tinder, the one I thought would be a freak because she likes bondage......turned out to be a No Touch Bondage Slut What a colossal disappointment, ya know....who would of figured.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 02, 2019
A female that is a slut for craft beer with IPA’s being her #1 choice. Normally would be super hot and attractive, but always runs 10-15 lbs heavier than she should be, due to carb and calorie intake. Never sees the inside of a gym, prefers to be indoors with a six pack of beer scrolling tumblr or at a dive bar getting trashed with friends and being a floozie. The kind of girl that gets touched inappropriately in bar bathrooms. Usually is the female that is throwing up her dinner, because she doesn’t realize the IPA she was drinking was 9% alcohol percentage.
Dude, did you see that sloppy girl drinking IPA’s all night, and then getting molested in the bar bathroom like 3 different times, and then throwing up outside after her friends ordered shots.....what an IPA Slut
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 02, 2019
The top level of all vineyard hussies. Most gorgeous, best tasting, In shape, super hot heels, dresses classy yet slut is foreshadowed. Knows how to work her way to the secret cellar, to drink the high end bottles. Usually found on her knees blowing or having hot sex with vineyard owner. Can multi-task with glass of wine in her hand and never spill a drop.
Where did Svetlana go? Ohhhhh girl you know her, she’s already got the vineyard owners cock in her mouth by now. It’s already been 20 minutes. She is the ultimate DeWine Slut.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 11, 2019
When someone is still hung up on their EX, while dating another person creating a false sense of reality....and giving the new relationship a bogus, False Start.
I specifically asked you if you were over your EX, and you told me yes......then i find you still writing poems about him, and wishing him happy birthday, when you ruined mine. That is a complete False Start to our relationship, and you wonder why we struggled ?
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 18, 2019
Add your FAVORITE answer and create your own Slut 4.
Example 1. Slut 4 (Enter last name)
2. Slut 4 (favorite class) science
3. Slut 4 (favorite drink) craft beer
4. Slut 4 (favorite topic) music
5. Slut 4 (best instrument) drums
Example 1. Slut 4 (Enter last name)
2. Slut 4 (favorite class) science
3. Slut 4 (favorite drink) craft beer
4. Slut 4 (favorite topic) music
5. Slut 4 (best instrument) drums
I sure am a Slut 4 that one mayor of New York.
I’m not sure if I’m a Slut 4 craft beer or if I’m just an IPA Slut
I’m not sure if I’m a Slut 4 craft beer or if I’m just an IPA Slut
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 12, 2019
When one is awakened by a massively Girthythick cock and it sets off a girthquake of explosive orgasms.
Look at that kinda cute, sleeping, angsty millennial yelpster, I think it’s time I go girthwaken her ass.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 10, 2019