Definitions by GEOFF

nitwit 

An idiot, a fool

He's a complete nitwit

nitwit by Geoff September 13, 2003

WAG 

A coiner of clever terms or phrases, or an observer of new meanings to a term or phrase

Some wag in the artworld once said that sculpture is what you trip over in a gallery when you step back to get a better view of a painting.

WAG by Geoff September 13, 2003

druthers 

Preference

If I had my druthers, I'd be sailing on the Bay with a beer in my fist right now instead of doing the f*&@%$! month-end stock-taking.

druthers by Geoff September 13, 2003

kommando 

1. A gamer with elite skills in the catagories of gameplay exercised.
2. To be elite in a catagory of gaming.

Kommando is so leet in Half-Life mods.
voogru is absolutly kommando at ns_eclipse.

kommando by Geoff August 25, 2003

Joystick 

An absolutely vital part of computer gaming.

Have you brought your joystick? No? Go home and fetch it then!

Joystick by Geoff July 30, 2003

cork 

Material that such people as, Sammy Sosa, use in their bats to do better than others.

Sammy Sosa had all his bats x-rayed, but the only cork they found was in his ass.

cork by Geoff June 17, 2003

top drawer 

above comparison

Carlton, where did you get that argyle pull-over, it is top drawer.

top drawer by Geoff June 4, 2003