The Fat Lady Sings

It ain't over until the fat lady sings.

Sing, Star Jones, sing!

by G-Union May 12, 2004

Janey

(N.) Some Dirty Ass Bitch who likes Ja Rule. Smells like horse feces and literally doesn't know how the meaning of Soap. Has never washed up in her life. Also, Murder Inc's #1 (and only) Fan.

That Skank Bitch Janey is so damn stank, I can smell her through the Internet.

by G-Union June 26, 2003

Manscaping

(V.) The Art of Hair Removal off of a man's chest, back, or genitals. A technique developed by the Queer Eye Fags, it's just a play on words for Shaving, using the word "Landscaping."

See Manscape
See Metrosexual
See Fag
See Johnnay

by G-Union February 21, 2004

Blood in my Eye

(N.) A phrase Hip-Pop Muppet Ja Rule says a lot when he's on his period. (kinda lke Jon Bon Jovi!) He usually says it as a secret phrase to Ashanti, signaling her to go out and by some Tampax for them again.

Ja Rule uses Beer Tampons when he's on his period. Women, you should know better. Use Tampax! That way you won' get no "Blood in my Eye".

by G-Union December 09, 2003

Ja Sucks

A more than obvious statement. That's like saying Cows Moo or Ducks Quack.

It's true! It's True! Ja Sucks! Ja Sucks!

by G-Union November 06, 2003

Mockavelli

(N.) When Jeffrey "Too Sweet" Atkins tries to imitate the late, great Tupac Shakur. Also See Ja "faggot to the tenth power" Rule.

You Mockavelli! Get Yo' Own Idea- Some dude off of D12 in the anti-Ja Rule song, 'Do-Re-Mi.'

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Shit List

1. Johnnay - Pussy Ass Bitch who'll get dekcuF pU if I ever catch him out on the street.
2. Ja Rule - The newest and worst destroyer of Hip Hop ever.
3. Mike Slampak/"Pimp" - Fat Ass Bitch and a Gay Ass Virgin, too.
4. *Wonderboy Marvel* - 'Wracker' from faggot ass Houston. Loser. Wayne Brady 2010.
5. Alissa - Lame Ass White Bitch who thinks she invented Hip Hop. Raps worse than "Princess Superstar."

John-nay = Pus-say

by G-Union January 12, 2004