Fat Joe

(N.) Big Punisher's Mini Me.

Fat Joe or Fat Bastard? Tough decision!

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Marge Simpson

Age: 36
Height: 5'6" (Not counting the 3 Feet of hair)
Weight: 120 lbs.
Hair Color: Blue #56
Real Hair Color: Grey/Greyish (like Patty and Selma)
Fear: Of Flying
Three Favorite Things: Her Family, Cleaning, and Cooking

If Marge did keep the implants, and lowered her hair to make it long and silky, I'd call her a MILF too. (What about (Stacy's Mom?) Otherwise, Marge is too normal.

by G-Union February 24, 2004

Cincinatti

(N.) The only town even sadder than Cleveland. It's so sad, the ONLY thing it's known for is a terrible sitcom, "WKRP in Cincinatti" from the 70's or 80's. ( I forget which. ) It's so sorry, I can't even say anything else about it, but there's another city in Ohio, though, that's even worse off than these bums. Columbus, Ohio, which oddly enough IS an Actual Major City, despite it never being heard of, BY ANYONE. THIS IS America's offical ghost town.

I thought pathetic, no-point-in-living-if-you-live-there Cincinatti was nothing. Columbus is a town with around half a million people in it, THAT NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF!

by G-Union June 24, 2003

Giant Ass

(N.) A really large posterior.

It is said that J-Ho has a giant ass, but I've seen bigger.

by G-Union February 03, 2004

Christmas

(N.) The birthday of Jesus Christ and Santa Claus. Also the day when you get presents under the christmas tree. Everyone in the world celebrates Christmas, except Jews, Protestants, and me, cause I'm too poor for Christmas.

"Go, Shortie. It's ya Birfdae..."

by G-Union December 19, 2003

Ja Sucks

A more than obvious statement. That's like saying Cows Moo or Ducks Quack.

It's true! It's True! Ja Sucks! Ja Sucks!

by G-Union November 06, 2003

Bubblegum Hip Hop

Also see "Hip Pop"

by G-Union August 05, 2003