G's definitions

cockle

one who indulges in bdsm cartoon fairy porn, loves 15 year olds, and would make a shitty lawyer.

'Cockle is hot tee hee' -JT

by g January 21, 2005

assery

rubbing your ass on someone

origin: County Cork, Ireland

from:
ass - hind portion of an animal
-ery - to rub

Yo bitch! Stop wit the assery and suck dis dick!

by G March 16, 2004

walpole

Named for the infamous Canadian, N. Walpole, walpoling is the conscious decision to irk the living crap our of everyone around you by constantly pointing out the one thing that separates you from them, to point out that in one tiny area you are a have, rather than a have not. The true joy comes from knowing that soon, the walpoler will soon be just like everyone else.

"Dude, Nathan just walpoled me about his damn car again!"

"It's an element. That's more like he Dorsey'ed you."

by G October 1, 2004

rogerdodger

A guy who takes it as it comes and is totally cool with everything.

That rogerdodger, man, he doesn't get worked up over anything.

by G August 11, 2003

ste

From 8 pints onwards - the HULK.

Likely to lose temper if you touch speak to him or ignore him. Normally followed by sick with blood in

ex-Stinger no proved to have little'n - unlucky

by G August 11, 2003

Russian Doll Syndrome

Derived from the Russian matryoshka (nesting dolls), Russian Doll Syndrome is a description of what you may see if you x-rayed a female Chav or Stevenage resident. Russian Doll Syndrome could explain the population explosion of these groups!

Stevenage has a high incidence of Russian Doll Syndrome

by G February 16, 2005

dorkschmuck

Greatest insult EVAR

See dork, schmuck.

Brian is a dorkschmuck.

by G March 28, 2003