19 definitions by G money

kaveh

the fucking prince of persia.

he looks like elvis, damn that's kaveh

by G money June 4, 2003

Twinkie

Numerical value for Twenty (20). Rarely used, as it can not be substitued for twenty in all cases

Yo, spot me a twinkie, dog.
-or-
He had a red Monte-Carlo sittin' on twinkies.

by G money May 25, 2003

Poon

An insult refering to one's physical strength or body size.

Liz is a poon.(If Liz is very skinny).

by G money May 15, 2003

Offroad

The act of driving off of a paved road, often causing expensive damage to the vehicle.

We went offroading at the ranch, and got a flat tire.

by G money January 28, 2003

beaner

1. Term of endearment used between two Hispanics

2. Term used by non-Hispanics to stereotype hispanics who they consider to be illegal aliens.

3. What happens when a person appearing to be white is discovered to be Mexican...ie "beanered out"

1. "Hey Beaner get your ass over here and help me jump my car"

2. "Those Beaners in front of Home Depot scare me Mildred,are you sure they can lay our tile?"

3. "Guess what honey, I found out Lynda Carter and Ted Williams were both Mexican. They've been "beanered out"."

by G money March 4, 2006

Moo Goo Gai Panic

Medical condition resulting in intense fear of cheap chinese restaurants.

I appreciate the invitation, but my Moo Goo Gai Panic precludes me from eating at the Dollar-A-Scoop restaurant.

by G money February 27, 2004

cyberpimp

One who aspires to be a pimp, but can never be the real thing. He/she are frequently seen online at chat rooms/forums/personal ads/dating sites boasting how cool/"da bomb"/pimp-ish-alish they are. They are really a cybergeek or geekette and whould never qualify for true pimp-dom. They give the proper "pimp" a bad name

"Check out my screen name, YO...."pimpN8EZ"........"I been hittin da skinz all over the net, YO"....."These cyber bitches are easier than a fi dolla ho"

by G money May 7, 2005