Person 1: What was that satisfying plonking sound I heard from the other room ?
Person 2: Just threw an aqua prophylactic at Donnie's face
Person 1: Dude...
Person 2: Just threw an aqua prophylactic at Donnie's face
Person 1: Dude...
by FuzzyDanglers February 27, 2019
The act of urinating and defecating simultaneously. Can lead to shame for the participant due to the disturbingly pleasurable tingling sensation it tends to cause
Person 1: Had a duel emission the other day
Person 2: Dude you don't need to announce it
Person 1: It don't count as coprophilia I promise
Person 2: Dude you don't need to announce it
Person 1: It don't count as coprophilia I promise
by FuzzyDanglers September 03, 2017
A card game designed to provide entertainment for furries and neckbeards. May cause social retardation and erectile disfunction
Nerd: Wanna play Magic: The Gathering this Friday ?
Other nerd: Thanks but I'll be busy jacking off to anime
Other nerd: Thanks but I'll be busy jacking off to anime
by FuzzyDanglers February 26, 2019
An American pornographic actress and model. A cute ginger chick with hot momma vibes that is guaranteed to make any straight mans dick hard
Me: The stuff on my hardrive is about 90% Penny Pax vids these days
My mate: Ah, I see you're a man of culture too
My mate: Ah, I see you're a man of culture too
by FuzzyDanglers April 21, 2020
When someone comments on a YouTube video to ask whether anyone else is watching it in the same month of the same year, sometimes under the illusion that other viewers give a shit, sometimes as deliberate spam
Hypothetical twelve year old: August 2017 anyone ?
Reply: I would order you to drink bleach if not for the legal repercussions
Hypothetical twelve year old: Chill boi its only a datedrop
Reply: I would order you to drink bleach if not for the legal repercussions
Hypothetical twelve year old: Chill boi its only a datedrop
by FuzzyDanglers August 21, 2017
The forces at work trying to make me watch porn and play with my innocent Christian penis. The sex industry equivalent of Big Pharma
Me: Big Masturbation has no impact on me. I don't even do pre-marital handholding
My penis: Get PornHub Premium
My penis: Get PornHub Premium
by FuzzyDanglers April 23, 2020
Tom: Dazza how many bevvies we having on Friday
Dazza: Dunno but the thot I wake up with the next day better not be too ferrel
Dazza: Dunno but the thot I wake up with the next day better not be too ferrel
by FuzzyDanglers February 28, 2019