Futureghst-MJC's definitions

Gymosa

Workout beverage containing alcohol. One who brings liquor to the gym in a water bottle or other source of concealment.

Today I brought vodka and orange juice to the gym in my water bottle. I'll drink my gymosa during my run on the treadmill.

by Futureghst-MJC July 30, 2015

Flatbean

A person with little to no knowledge on any subject including his or her own name. Someone who has very little function when it comes to topics concerning the use of the brain.

I was astonished at the level of nothingness going on in this persons head.. Clearly a flatbean..

by Futureghst-MJC January 15, 2013

Humoroin

A sense of humor so addicting you need it all hours of every day

He's like heroin, Humoroin, his humor is so addicting...

by Futureghst-MJC March 31, 2011

Vadget

Any use of a non-sexual device for the purpose of female masturbation. Any gadget that could be used to stimulate the vagina that is not considered sexual in nature...

I found a sweet vadget to masturbate with.

by Futureghst-MJC March 27, 2011

Registered Poke Offender

One who Facebook Pokes without cause or care. One who pokes for attention. One who pokes and believes they will get laid or lucky. One who pokes in hopes of getting a phone number, or a naked pic in return.

This guy/girl pokes 500 times a day for no real reason except to be noticed and or paid attention, they are careless and ignorant. They need to be "Registered Poke Offenders"

by Futureghst-MJC July 27, 2016

HIGH FELICIA

When you're blazed, high, beyond pot wasted.. You're High Felicia.

Dude, your marshmallow is all in your beard.. How high are you? Man, I'm HIGH FELICIA!!

by Futureghst-MJC July 22, 2018

Stroller Troller

One who is old enough to be a grandfather to the jail bait he follows on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter.

Who is that old guy on your page, what a creeper.. Total Stroller troller.

by Futureghst-MJC March 28, 2015