Futureghst-MJC's definitions

Stroller Troller

One who is old enough to be a grandfather to the jail bait he follows on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter.

Who is that old guy on your page, what a creeper.. Total Stroller troller.

by Futureghst-MJC March 28, 2015

Gymosa

Workout beverage containing alcohol. One who brings liquor to the gym in a water bottle or other source of concealment.

Today I brought vodka and orange juice to the gym in my water bottle. I'll drink my gymosa during my run on the treadmill.

by Futureghst-MJC July 30, 2015

Sharrogance

When one uses social media as a platform for sharing their ignorant views about life, love, respect, race, sexual orientation, spirituality and or food preference as if their opinion is the be all and end all of truth.

The sharrogance of this fool is utterly pathetic.

by Futureghst-MJC July 22, 2016

Registered Poke Offender

One who Facebook Pokes without cause or care. One who pokes for attention. One who pokes and believes they will get laid or lucky. One who pokes in hopes of getting a phone number, or a naked pic in return.

This guy/girl pokes 500 times a day for no real reason except to be noticed and or paid attention, they are careless and ignorant. They need to be "Registered Poke Offenders"

by Futureghst-MJC July 27, 2016

Migram

When someone has such horrible grammar it gives you a migraine.

Reading this persons comment gives me a migram.

by Futureghst-MJC September 22, 2016

McSpensary

The McDonalds of the cannabis world, Sell only the best for a quality price. Menu is Mc1/8th - Mc1/4 - Mc1/2 - McFull
We call one strain the McFluhry (Boston accent, to keep the lahyuhs away for using McFlurry).

Yo, you need some dank, sic product, glass, grass, and hash, Come to McSpensary. Peace..

by Futureghst-MJC July 18, 2018

HIGH FELICIA

When you're blazed, high, beyond pot wasted.. You're High Felicia.

Dude, your marshmallow is all in your beard.. How high are you? Man, I'm HIGH FELICIA!!

by Futureghst-MJC July 22, 2018