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When one uses social media as a platform for sharing their ignorant views about life, love, respect, race, sexual orientation, spirituality and or food preference as if their opinion is the be all and end all of truth.
by Futureghst-MJC July 22, 2016
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Today I brought vodka and orange juice to the gym in my water bottle. I'll drink my gymosa during my run on the treadmill.
by Futureghst-MJC July 30, 2015
Get the Gymosa mug.One who is old enough to be a grandfather to the jail bait he follows on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter.
by Futureghst-MJC March 28, 2015
Get the Stroller Troller mug.When a female or feminine male uses WAY too much make-up, has no clue how to use said make-up, no sense of proportion, and just slathers it on like they loaded a paintball gun with a variety of colors and hoped for the best.
Damn Girl!! You look like you got smacked with the ass end of a rainbow, that's not make-up, that's clown butter.
by Futureghst-MJC February 26, 2015
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You need to stop letting people treat you like crap, get your head out of your ass, you're a lostrich..
by Futureghst-MJC July 5, 2014
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Today I will remove any and all unwanted, undesirable persons from my social media life, let's see who survives the "ablockalypse".
by Futureghst-MJC June 13, 2014
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These are the songs I've chosen as my "Groundtrack" for my funeral. #1. Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen), #2. Through the never (Metallica) and #3. The Rose (Bette Midler).
by Futureghst-MJC May 10, 2014
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