23 definitions by Futureghst-MJC

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Liar, sneak, bullshit, bullshitter, story teller, bulletin, news, breaking, break.
When you find out a breaking report was just political bullshit, that's a Fullabulletin.
by Futureghst-MJC May 15, 2018
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Any man, boy, guy, dude, prick, bitch, high horse princess from Canada who thinks his/her shit doesn't stink.
I met a guy/girl from Canada who immediately began to tell me how much better it is to be Canadian.. I say no, you are a Canadouche.
by Futureghst-MJC July 17, 2012
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astronomically titillating tragedy....something so strange, so bizarre, it's funny...
Did you see the way that idiot biker slammed into the side of that bus??? totally astitedgick.....
by Futureghst-MJC September 01, 2008
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When a female or feminine male uses WAY too much make-up, has no clue how to use said make-up, no sense of proportion, and just slathers it on like they loaded a paintball gun with a variety of colors and hoped for the best.
Damn Girl!! You look like you got smacked with the ass end of a rainbow, that's not make-up, that's clown butter.
by Futureghst-MJC February 26, 2015
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Celeberican: Any one person who has had 5 mins or years of fame, believing they are better than the other 99.999% of the U.S., they are their own timezone.
THE Kardashians!!?? Puhleeze, they are 1950's plastic toy excited 11 year olds (Acting) who feel like virgins everyday, sin free, they're, Celebrican.
by Futureghst-MJC July 22, 2018
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To mass delete, erase or block a large number of people or groups from Facebook, Myspace or any other social media outlet.
Today I will remove any and all unwanted, undesirable persons from my social media life, let's see who survives the "ablockalypse".
by Futureghst-MJC June 13, 2014
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When one wanders aimlessly with their head up their ass or one who accepts being treated like crap by anyone they get into a relationship with.
You need to stop letting people treat you like crap, get your head out of your ass, you're a lostrich..
by Futureghst-MJC July 05, 2014
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