Definitions by Futureghst-MJC

Sharrogance 

When one uses social media as a platform for sharing their ignorant views about life, love, respect, race, sexual orientation, spirituality and or food preference as if their opinion is the be all and end all of truth.

The sharrogance of this fool is utterly pathetic.

Sharrogance by Futureghst-MJC July 22, 2016

Gymosa 

Workout beverage containing alcohol. One who brings liquor to the gym in a water bottle or other source of concealment.

Today I brought vodka and orange juice to the gym in my water bottle. I'll drink my gymosa during my run on the treadmill.

Gymosa by Futureghst-MJC July 30, 2015

Stroller Troller 

One who is old enough to be a grandfather to the jail bait he follows on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter.

Who is that old guy on your page, what a creeper.. Total Stroller troller.

Stroller Troller by Futureghst-MJC March 28, 2015

Clown Butter 

When a female or feminine male uses WAY too much make-up, has no clue how to use said make-up, no sense of proportion, and just slathers it on like they loaded a paintball gun with a variety of colors and hoped for the best.

Damn Girl!! You look like you got smacked with the ass end of a rainbow, that's not make-up, that's clown butter.

Clown Butter by Futureghst-MJC February 26, 2015

Lostrich

When one wanders aimlessly with their head up their ass or one who accepts being treated like crap by anyone they get into a relationship with.

You need to stop letting people treat you like crap, get your head out of your ass, you're a lostrich..

Lostrich by Futureghst-MJC July 5, 2014

Ablockalypse 

To mass delete, erase or block a large number of people or groups from Facebook, Myspace or any other social media outlet.

Today I will remove any and all unwanted, undesirable persons from my social media life, let's see who survives the "ablockalypse".

Ablockalypse by Futureghst-MJC June 13, 2014

Groundtrack

One's choice of music to be played at, during and following their own funeral, burial or cremation service.

These are the songs I've chosen as my "Groundtrack" for my funeral. #1. Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen), #2. Through the never (Metallica) and #3. The Rose (Bette Midler).

Groundtrack by Futureghst-MJC May 10, 2014