22 definitions by Futureghst-MJC
One who Facebook Pokes without cause or care. One who pokes for attention. One who pokes and believes they will get laid or lucky. One who pokes in hopes of getting a phone number, or a naked pic in return.
This guy/girl pokes 500 times a day for no real reason except to be noticed and or paid attention, they are careless and ignorant. They need to be "Registered Poke Offenders"
by Futureghst-MJC July 28, 2016
He played her like a fiddle, got her in bed and she laughed at his shorthorned dribbler. He was hung like an angry gerbil.
by Futureghst-MJC April 27, 2012
A person with little to no knowledge on any subject including his or her own name. Someone who has very little function when it comes to topics concerning the use of the brain.
by Futureghst-MJC January 15, 2013
To mass delete, erase or block a large number of people or groups from Facebook, Myspace or any other social media outlet.
Today I will remove any and all unwanted, undesirable persons from my social media life, let's see who survives the "ablockalypse".
by Futureghst-MJC June 13, 2014
by Futureghst-MJC September 23, 2016
When one wanders aimlessly with their head up their ass or one who accepts being treated like crap by anyone they get into a relationship with.
You need to stop letting people treat you like crap, get your head out of your ass, you're a lostrich..
by Futureghst-MJC July 6, 2014
(In my English accent) Oh, dear me, I'm afraid I've gone and done a "Dumpwhistle", please excuse me, I must retire to the loo.
by Futureghst-MJC May 3, 2018