Gymosa

Workout beverage containing alcohol. One who brings liquor to the gym in a water bottle or other source of concealment.
Today I brought vodka and orange juice to the gym in my water bottle. I'll drink my gymosa during my run on the treadmill.
by Futureghst-MJC July 12, 2015
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Stroller Troller

One who is old enough to be a grandfather to the jail bait he follows on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter.
Who is that old guy on your page, what a creeper.. Total Stroller troller.
by Futureghst-MJC March 25, 2015
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Ablockalypse

To mass delete, erase or block a large number of people or groups from Facebook, Myspace or any other social media outlet.
Today I will remove any and all unwanted, undesirable persons from my social media life, let's see who survives the "ablockalypse".
by Futureghst-MJC June 13, 2014
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Douchestrict

Any area of the city or town where a high number of douchebags gather.
The Admi*al/Al*i district has become a douchestrict, a gathering spot for douchebags, scum and morons.
by Futureghst-MJC February 14, 2012
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Humoroin

A sense of humor so addicting you need it all hours of every day
He's like heroin, Humoroin, his humor is so addicting...
by Futureghst-MJC March 15, 2011
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Clown Butter

When a female or feminine male uses WAY too much make-up, has no clue how to use said make-up, no sense of proportion, and just slathers it on like they loaded a paintball gun with a variety of colors and hoped for the best.
Damn Girl!! You look like you got smacked with the ass end of a rainbow, that's not make-up, that's clown butter.
by Futureghst-MJC February 26, 2015
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Migram

When someone has such horrible grammar it gives you a migraine.
Reading this persons comment gives me a migram.
by Futureghst-MJC September 23, 2016
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