T.O.T.U.S

Donald Trump is T.O.T.U.S, he will Tweet all pertinent information as it happens and if he deems it Twitter worthy.
by Futureghst-MJC January 06, 2017
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Flatbean

A person with little to no knowledge on any subject including his or her own name. Someone who has very little function when it comes to topics concerning the use of the brain.
I was astonished at the level of nothingness going on in this persons head.. Clearly a flatbean..
by Futureghst-MJC January 15, 2013
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Sharrogance

When one uses social media as a platform for sharing their ignorant views about life, love, respect, race, sexual orientation, spirituality and or food preference as if their opinion is the be all and end all of truth.
The sharrogance of this fool is utterly pathetic.
by Futureghst-MJC July 22, 2016
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Lostrich

When one wanders aimlessly with their head up their ass or one who accepts being treated like crap by anyone they get into a relationship with.
You need to stop letting people treat you like crap, get your head out of your ass, you're a lostrich..
by Futureghst-MJC July 05, 2014
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Astitedgick

astronomically titillating tragedy....something so strange, so bizarre, it's funny...
Did you see the way that idiot biker slammed into the side of that bus??? totally astitedgick.....
by Futureghst-MJC October 20, 2008
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Douchestrict

Any area of the city or town where a high number of douchebags gather.
The Admi*al/Al*i district has become a douchestrict, a gathering spot for douchebags, scum and morons.
by Futureghst-MJC April 06, 2012
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Termiknitta

Any Grandmother who smacks without prejudice the hands and or face of those who try to steal their candy......

Kind old ladies sitting on the couch knitting who hide within a fierce hatred of loud children, wishing for the strength to get up and beat them all with a broomstick.
As a young child my grandmother was ferociously protective of her candy, she would terminate (put the smackdown on) with extreme prejudice those who tried to steal it, the Termiknitta...
by Futureghst-MJC August 21, 2010
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