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hipster hand grenade

(n) The Samsung Note 7, which gained infamy for its exploding battery. The phone was also featured as a grenade in GTA 5 via a mod.
My God... Is that guy using a Hipster Hand Grenade!?! Run!
by Funmunke March 31, 2017
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Train Spotting Safety Net

(n) Stag term for the drug Naloxone ( aka NARCAN). Term is based on the drug addiction movie Train Spotting and the drugs use in countering opioid overdose.
Don't worry. We can shoot up. I've got plenty of Train Spotting Safety Net in case we OD.

Train Spotting Safety Net is great but who's going to administer it if we OD?
by Funmunke April 2, 2017
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Invertebrate Troll

(N) A cowardice forum troll with extremely low self esteem who no votes others people's posts yet rarely if ever responds with a post of their own.
It seems like all my posts are getting no votes but no one has the balls to respond! It must be the work of Invertebrate Trolls.
by Funmunke August 19, 2013
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YSAL

Acronym for "You Suck At Life" which is an offensive comment that can be used in almost any negative context but most often used as a replacement for calling someone a loser.
You got dumped again?!? YSAL man.
by Funmunke August 26, 2013
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Zipper Ripper

1 - (n) A woman who is so hot she causes men to develop an erection so hard it tears right through the front of their pants often blowing out the zipper in the process.

2 - (n) An erection that tears through the front of your pants.
1- Did you see the hot girl in the Fiat Superbowl commercial?!? She is a total zipper ripper.

2 - When Stacy took her clothes off last night I was so turned on I developed a zipper ripper.
by Funmunke April 9, 2012
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CatsMusical

(n) A demented, non-sensical, musical from Andrew Lloyd Webber. It's success is often considered proof that most people were on cocaine in the 80's. Some also credit it as the genesis of the modern day "Fury" fetish. It later spawned a movie version that is considered to be one of the worst things ever put to film, despite having a surprisingly talented cast.
I saw the CatsMusical. I think I'm going to suffer from night terrors from now on.
by Funmunke October 5, 2021
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