Definitions by Funmunke

Invertebrate Troll 

(N) A cowardice forum troll with extremely low self esteem who no votes others people's posts yet rarely if ever responds with a post of their own.

It seems like all my posts are getting no votes but no one has the balls to respond! It must be the work of Invertebrate Trolls.

Invertebrate Troll by Funmunke August 19, 2013

The GBF

(n) Acronym for The Gold Box Forum which is found on Amazon.com. The GBF is made of of numerous word game, toilet humor, and otherwise insane threads. Rarely a thread about an actual gold box deal is discussed. The GBF is also known for its utter lack od moderation and numerous Trolls who change their name on a regular basis.

I went to The GBF to discuss a gold box deal but only found stupid word games and an offensive discussion about movies titles that described your last bowel movement!

The GBF by Funmunke June 12, 2013

GOT Rage 

(n) Acronym for Game of Thrones Rage. Refers to the extreme emotional response some viewers have towards the more sensational plot twists. Often GOT Rage causes the afflicted to post unreasonable comments on a social networking site expressing their outrage.

OMG! I can't believe they killed Ned! I'm never watching that show again!

- Dude chill out. You just have a bad case of GOT Rage.

GOT Rage by Funmunke June 12, 2013

Zipper Ripper 

1 - (n) A woman who is so hot she causes men to develop an erection so hard it tears right through the front of their pants often blowing out the zipper in the process.

2 - (n) An erection that tears through the front of your pants.

1- Did you see the hot girl in the Fiat Superbowl commercial?!? She is a total zipper ripper.

2 - When Stacy took her clothes off last night I was so turned on I developed a zipper ripper.

Zipper Ripper by Funmunke April 9, 2012

The Cousin Mickey Doesn't Talk About 

A demented blog often covering news, fiction, and other Disney related topics. Sometimes called the Disney blog for people who don't like Disney. The blog posts are often critical of Disney or even offensive to Disney fans.

Did you read the latest post From the Cousin Mickey Doesn't talk about? He accused Ariel of eating fish!

The Cousin Mickey Doesn't Talk About by Funmunke February 24, 2010

Fudge Facial

When attempting to fart in someones face with your pants down and accidently blow feces onto their face.

I tried to fart in Jenny's face last night but ended up giving her a fudge facial!

Fudge Facial by Funmunke January 6, 2010