Zipper Ripper

1 - (n) A woman who is so hot she causes men to develop an erection so hard it tears right through the front of their pants often blowing out the zipper in the process.

2 - (n) An erection that tears through the front of your pants.
1- Did you see the hot girl in the Fiat Superbowl commercial?!? She is a total zipper ripper.

2 - When Stacy took her clothes off last night I was so turned on I developed a zipper ripper.
by Funmunke February 15, 2012
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Train Spotting Safety Net

(n) Stag term for the drug Naloxone ( aka NARCAN). Term is based on the drug addiction movie Train Spotting and the drugs use in countering opioid overdose.
Don't worry. We can shoot up. I've got plenty of Train Spotting Safety Net in case we OD.

Train Spotting Safety Net is great but who's going to administer it if we OD?
by Funmunke April 03, 2017
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Galaxy Gusher

(n) Someone who is so obsessed with Samsungs Galaxy phone line that they cannot stop talking about great the phones are. They often dis other phone makers and openly deride people who disagree with their opinion.
Man sfomin will not shut up about his phone! He is such a Galaxy Gusher!
by Funmunke March 31, 2017
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CatsMusical

(n) A demented, non-sensical, musical from Andrew Lloyd Webber. It's success is often considered proof that most people were on cocaine in the 80's. Some also credit it as the genesis of the modern day "Fury" fetish. It later spawned a movie version that is considered to be one of the worst things ever put to film, despite having a surprisingly talented cast.
I saw the CatsMusical. I think I'm going to suffer from night terrors from now on.
by Funmunke October 05, 2021
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Fudge Facial

When attempting to fart in someones face with your pants down and accidently blow feces onto their face.
I tried to fart in Jenny's face last night but ended up giving her a fudge facial!
by Funmunke January 06, 2010
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The GBF

(n) Acronym for The Gold Box Forum which is found on Amazon.com. The GBF is made of of numerous word game, toilet humor, and otherwise insane threads. Rarely a thread about an actual gold box deal is discussed. The GBF is also known for its utter lack od moderation and numerous Trolls who change their name on a regular basis.
I went to The GBF to discuss a gold box deal but only found stupid word games and an offensive discussion about movies titles that described your last bowel movement!
by Funmunke June 12, 2013
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