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Definitions by Fukaface!

A diminutive for:
- a guy named Dick
- a small penis
My penis is big!
yours is smaller!

and his is the smallest dickie of the all!
Dickie by Fukaface! December 31, 2011

koran burning 

Becomes a popular sports in the western world!
People steal korans, and publicly burn them to a crisp.

An alternative instructional video called "how to dump the koran in the toilet, because it's too big to fit the sewer pipe" has also had high ratings on popular websites!

Muslims don't care about offending others. Others now don't care about offending muslims, and would love to distribute disgusting pictures of prophet muhammad (that gay uncle fucker), Allah (a red animal with horns, and a tail and lives in poop), and would also love to distribute howto's (like how to burn the koran, how to use it as toilet paper, how to have vaginal blood on a koran, how to dump it in a pigsty, and how to use the leafs of the koran on a truck when transporting human waste.
Koran burning has become popular lately!

Ow yes, but nothing beats using it as poop scoops! They burn much better that way!

My dog has an issue where every time he has diarrhea he tries to do it on the Koran! It's a practice he took on ever he saw that picture of allah naked a bathtub doing some anal sex on pigs.

Yeah, it gets to you, these koran stories! When we burned that crap for good the world will be a better place!
Koran burning makes for some good firework!
Ow, and burn some muslims too!
They're gay asses, and deserve to die!
koran burning by Fukaface! December 10, 2011
When you roll a nigger in paper, and light his disco ball, afro hairstyle on fire.
He will smoke and glow like a cigarette.

Inhalation of the gasses is highly poisonous!
I heard in some african villages they burn niggers because they don't have cigarettes nor weed.

Yes, the nigs become nigarettes!
Highly toxic, don't try this at home!

Ain't nothin' like a burnin' nigg'rette!
Nigarette by Fukaface! December 10, 2011

nigger fuck 

There is only one possibility when you place one or more negroes together in a room with one or more banana mama's!

You'll end up with some black tissue!

In case if the black tissue is alive, it's called 'a nigger fuck' or 'niglet'!

Or, also possible is when a bunch of nigger fucks come out, then you'll have to call em in plural, 'nigger fuckS' or nigletS;
When placing male and female niggers together, you can expect an increase of 300% of that population in nigger fucks in the first year!

After 9 months the room will be too small, and nigger fucks will start screaming, running, and stealing around like crazy!

A pig breeds a pig,
Niggers produce fucks!
nigger fuck by Fukaface! December 7, 2011

The King's Throne 

It's the place where the king reigns, and passes judgment.
It's also commonly understood to be the toilet!

Alternative wordplays may be doing number 2, or send some faxes.
Man, I gotta go to the king's throne right now!
If not I'll shit in my pants!

Even though it will be funny to see you shit your pants, the king's throne room is that way!
The King's Throne by Fukaface! November 13, 2011

pooptruck 

A truck that has a tank in the back with plenty of suction, sucking the poop out of the sewers; and usually smells to poop!
Usually driven by the poopman or the poop collector.
Look! The pooptruck has arrived!
Time to get our toilets sucked empty!
pooptruck by Fukaface! November 13, 2011

poop collector 

Also, the poopman.
Comes in his poop truck to suck the poop out of the sewer system (and other things that get stuck there).

The poopman is very popular in places where they have cesspools in the houses (like in the majority of Europe)
Oh my gosh! The poop collector is digging with his poop scoop in the poop truck's storage space, looking for gold!

Nah, he's just stirring the poop!
He loves the poop so much that he can't wait to make love to it when he's home!
poop collector by Fukaface! November 13, 2011