Metric Fuckton

A unit of weight that is so uncomprehendingly huge that if you even tried to comprehend it you would instantly die.

the metric (and therefore larger) version of a fuckton.

Bob: hey Joe how much do you weigh?
Joe: like a metric fuckton.
Bob: *dies*

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 28, 2019

Special

The thing your mom calls you but you are too “special” to understand it

Little jimmy: ya-yeet
Mother: oh don’t worry about him. He’s special
Little jimmy: 00f

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019

Stupid ass bitch motherfucker ass shit

Basically what all big time rappers go off by and also what you would use to express your anger about a certain food item not being in stock

stupid ass bitch motherfucker ass shit! This food ain't in stock!

Rapper: stupid ass bitch motherfucker ass shit.. hmm what can we turn that into now

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019

Area 51

A place which attracts lots of attention and brings out the hypocrites

Hyprocrite: let’s storm Area 51

Hyprocrite: *doesn’t go*

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019

Yesn't

Saying yes but then saying no to be a fucking dick

Guy: hey can you help me with this

You: yesn't

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019

ur mom gay

a roast people use when they are too un-original and lazy to think of a better one, commonly used by those who are special.

person: you are dumb
you: ur mom gay
person: no u

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 28, 2019

Minecraft

A game that makes anyone under the age of 17 rage and makes people copy it poorly

Bitch you play Minecraft

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019