Definitions by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf

ur mom gay 

a roast people use when they are too un-original and lazy to think of a better one, commonly used by those who are special.

person: you are dumb
you: ur mom gay
person: no u

ur mom gay by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 28, 2019

fucktard 

a fucking retard that surpasses those whom are just retarded, these "fucktards" are honestly something else. they will find a way to fuck up a chunk of titanium.

person: you're such a fucktard.

fucktard by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 28, 2019

acoustic

Autistically attracted to music

person: *enjoying bad music*
some guy: YoU'rE aCoUsTiC
person: 00F

acoustic by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 28, 2019

Metric Fuckton

A unit of weight that is so uncomprehendingly huge that if you even tried to comprehend it you would instantly die.

the metric (and therefore larger) version of a fuckton.

Bob: hey Joe how much do you weigh?
Joe: like a metric fuckton.
Bob: *dies*

Metric Fuckton by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 28, 2019

Yesn't 

Saying yes but then saying no to be a fucking dick

Guy: hey can you help me with this

You: yesn't

Yesn't by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019

Reeee 

A screetching sound to show off your excitement about something

reeee just won a game REEEE

Reeee by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019

Special 

The thing your mom calls you but you are too “special” to understand it

Little jimmy: ya-yeet
Mother: oh don’t worry about him. He’s special
Little jimmy: 00f

Special by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019