Fucking retarded bitch ass mf's definitions

Artistic

When said in a British accent it becomes “autistic”. A great way to secretly insult your friends

Bob: joe, you are so artistic (in a British accent)
Joe: why thank you, bob
Bob: 00f

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019

Dyslautism

Dyslexia + Autisim at the same time, guaranteed to mentally destroy someone.

Person: go die
You: shut up, you have dyslautism
Person: *dies*

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019

Yesn't

Saying yes but then saying no to be a fucking dick

Guy: hey can you help me with this

You: yesn't

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019

ur mom gay

a roast people use when they are too un-original and lazy to think of a better one, commonly used by those who are special.

person: you are dumb
you: ur mom gay
person: no u

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 28, 2019

Special

The thing your mom calls you but you are too “special” to understand it

Little jimmy: ya-yeet
Mother: oh don’t worry about him. He’s special
Little jimmy: 00f

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019

Area 51

A place which attracts lots of attention and brings out the hypocrites

Hyprocrite: let’s storm Area 51

Hyprocrite: *doesn’t go*

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019

Metric Fuckton

A unit of weight that is so uncomprehendingly huge that if you even tried to comprehend it you would instantly die.

the metric (and therefore larger) version of a fuckton.

Bob: hey Joe how much do you weigh?
Joe: like a metric fuckton.
Bob: *dies*

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 28, 2019