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Definitions by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf

ur mom gay 

a roast people use when they are too un-original and lazy to think of a better one, commonly used by those who are special.
person: you are dumb
you: ur mom gay
person: no u

fucktard 

a fucking retard that surpasses those whom are just retarded, these "fucktards" are honestly something else. they will find a way to fuck up a chunk of titanium.
person: you're such a fucktard.

Metric Fuckton

A unit of weight that is so uncomprehendingly huge that if you even tried to comprehend it you would instantly die.

the metric (and therefore larger) version of a fuckton.
Bob: hey Joe how much do you weigh?
Joe: like a metric fuckton.
Bob: *dies*
person: *enjoying bad music*
some guy: YoU'rE aCoUsTiC
person: 00F
Saying yes but then saying no to be a fucking dick
Guy: hey can you help me with this

You: yesn't
A screetching sound to show off your excitement about something
reeee just won a game REEEE

Stupid ass bitch motherfucker ass shit 

Basically what all big time rappers go off by and also what you would use to express your anger about a certain food item not being in stock
stupid ass bitch motherfucker ass shit! This food ain't in stock!

Rapper: stupid ass bitch motherfucker ass shit.. hmm what can we turn that into now