48 definitions by Fuck You

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what you do in case of emergency (usually during a conversation)
person 1: you're a whore!
person 2: uhh...fuck you!
by fuck you March 29, 2003
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Don't you wish there was a key on the keyboard that says "Fuck It"
Ahh I messed up on my essay 5 times. *Hit's the 'Fuck It' button*
by Fuck You December 25, 2003
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A person who you hate and the only word you can use is son of a bitch. or a word of surprise. Related to asshole
Why the fuck did you smoke all my J you son of a bitch.

Wife: Honey, I am pregnant
Man: Son of a bitch!
by FucK You November 27, 2004
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But there's a "U" in murder.
Screw teamwork.
by fuck you May 18, 2004
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An adjective much like chill, showing approval, contentment, or mild amusement.
Friday night was slack.
Oh man, that shot was slack!
by Fuck you October 26, 2004
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1. Anything with an usual large amount of mass. 2. An overweight, cocky, and egoistic player in the NBA who plays center for the Miami Heats. Also known for having a feud with NBA star Kobe Bryant who allegedly called Shaq fat, obese, and a cry-baby. 3. A role model for obesed people. These fat people are also the ones who tend to purchase Shaq jerseys.
Person1: Hey look at that guy wearing a Shaq jersey
Person2: Yeah man, he's massive!

Kid: Dude, you better lose some serious weight or you might end up dead.
Chubby Kid: Nah, you wrong man, just look at how sexy Shaq is! I wanna grow up to be just like him!

Farmer: Betta find me a hog for dinner...oh wow, I really found meself a hog this time! It's massive, no... it's gigantic, nah...it's a Shaquille O'neal! Man, this hog's gonna last me for 40 months!
by fuck you April 24, 2005
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The act of shitting that is of piss texture.
Dan go so horny that she snuck out of his basement door just to take a shitpiss on the first pair of tits he could find.
by Fuck you February 21, 2003
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