Ravi

An Indian who thinks he's a true asian. Always trying to hand out with cool kids, and the biggest pussy you will ever meet

Ravi "hey guys can i join you?"
Asian "sorry yellow people only"
Ravi "BUT IMA ASIANED TOOOO"

by Frixion fred March 14, 2019

Got a date with the health inspector

Someone got raped in prison

Person 1:"Where is Preston?"
Person 2:"He got a date with the health inspector"

by Frixion fred March 17, 2019

Atticus

Funny guy with smart ideas but has fucked up teeth. Also a ranga so be careful. Liberals beware

Atticus:"Liberals are gay"
Liberals: die

Atticus and Ben Shapiro hi five

by Frixion fred March 14, 2019

Van

The car used to abduct children
Always trying to flirt girls but ends up getting hated on
He tries not to try hard at all
Gets bullied by BIG KIDS

Van:"Hey, baby.."
Girl slaps Van in the face

by Frixion fred March 14, 2019

Bill

True asian. Dismisses other asians. Very smart but not as good as sports as he thinks. an asian who wants to destroy his whole race. His insults are "i will destroy your whole race" and "don't touch me you gay"

Person 1:"Bill, where do you want to go"
Bill:"Your not asian so go away"

by Frixion fred March 14, 2019

Preston

a stupid meth head who thinks he is smarter than everyone else but is actually stupid as fuck, this faggot even hits on someone who is out of his fucking league like just fucking image a disease riddled man trying he woo a super model. Fucking hell.

Person 1 "Is that a meth head?"
Person 2 "No, that's Preston
Person 1 "Same thing!"

by Frixion fred March 6, 2019

Khoi

Fat Asian who's the dumbest out of the asian groups. Plays league of legends every day in his mom's bedroom. Loves traps and has a trap pillow with a hole to put his rice sized dick in.

Khoi:"I am the smartest"
True Asian:"Yes the smartest, of the idiots who play league of legends"

by Frixion fred March 14, 2019