Deborah and Stan met on Match.com. They kept it a secret at first, but a year later, Michael was born - the family's first dotcom baby.
by FriendOrFlake August 25, 2014
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Sam: Yo Dave, whatcha got there?
Dave: Sam Adams. It's my workhorse drink. Can't just keep doing shots of vodka like you boys.
Dave: Sam Adams. It's my workhorse drink. Can't just keep doing shots of vodka like you boys.
by FriendOrFlake September 02, 2014
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Jason: Yo you're on Tinder, right? How're the bitches?
Zach: Some are pretty hot, but I think lots of them are fake
Jason: Oh really?
Zach: Yeah, whorespam. They message you with a link and pricing
Jason: Damn... Pricey?
Zach: Nope. Shady cheap yo
Jason: Damn yo
Zach: Some are pretty hot, but I think lots of them are fake
Jason: Oh really?
Zach: Yeah, whorespam. They message you with a link and pricing
Jason: Damn... Pricey?
Zach: Nope. Shady cheap yo
Jason: Damn yo
by FriendOrFlake December 22, 2014
Get the Whorespam mug.An individual working in the agricultural/livestock industry, such as a farmer or rancher; the offspring/immediate family of such; a politically-correct term for 'redneck'.
Dude 1: Damn, son, that new girlfriend of yours really likes diesel trucks, eh?
Dude 2: Yeah, she's a real Agricultural American
Dude 2: Yeah, she's a real Agricultural American
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Jason: Hey, you hear about the 'hands up don't shoot' rally tonight down at the harbor?
Briton: Nah man, I don't go in for that kind of Fergtivism.
Jason: There was a triple murder last night downtown.
Briton: Yeah, and nobody cares because it was gang related. I just hope those fergtivists they don't set my car on fire.
Jason: Your car isn't that nice, yo.
Jason:
Briton: Nah man, I don't go in for that kind of Fergtivism.
Jason: There was a triple murder last night downtown.
Briton: Yeah, and nobody cares because it was gang related. I just hope those fergtivists they don't set my car on fire.
Jason: Your car isn't that nice, yo.
Jason:
by FriendOrFlake November 26, 2014
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Antoine arrived at the wedding rehearsal a few minutes late, acting more relaxed and jovial than usual. It wasn't until he vomited on the bride's father, and attempted to use the bride's sister as a handkerchief, that people realized he was actually unexpectedly drunk.
by FriendOrFlake July 21, 2014
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Brian: Hey, did you see that flash mob hit the 7-11 on Charles?
Bill: Yeah, they trashed the place in like 15 seconds
Brian: I bet that doesn't happen up where you live
Bill: Hell, where I live, it'll peel your cap back just seeing more than 2 people at a store at once
Bill: Yeah, they trashed the place in like 15 seconds
Brian: I bet that doesn't happen up where you live
Bill: Hell, where I live, it'll peel your cap back just seeing more than 2 people at a store at once
by FriendOrFlake December 04, 2014
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