Freenachos's definitions

Big Jeter

A weird band from Kansas City, MO that mixes weird "cowpunk" (bluegrass? rock? I don't know) music with strange costumes and bizzare multimedia presentations. Talented musicians. The leader is also known to host obscure movie nights.

Big Jeter was throwing hotdogs into the crowd and playing a slide show of themselves racing go-karts.

by FreeNachos November 30, 2004

foma

Harmless untruths, intended to comfort simple souls.

They make you feel good and are the basis for Kurt Vonnegut's fictional religion "Bokononism".

1) Prosperity is just around the corner. 2) Don't worry, you'll get back together.

by FreeNachos April 21, 2005

Thunder Pie

n: Something that has a mysterious, excessive, awesome quality. Like a combination of explosions, monster trucks, rock bands and free pie. Not an adjective, but a noun which is used more like a metaphor than a description. It is too important not to capitalize.

That ninja riding a bicycle while juggling knives that are on fire is total Thunder Pie.

by FreeNachos October 27, 2004

pootie tang

An underrated and often overlooked movie about a Blaxploitation type character who fights crime with a belt and speaks in nonsense words that everyone understands. Pootie always respects the ladies. He is like a surreal Undercover Brother. Sa-da-tay, my damies! Pootie says "Don't baaaang tha dillies!"

It's a movie title and the name of that movies main character. Do you really need an example?

by FreeNachos November 8, 2004

football Christmas

When Christmas doesn't go as planned, as in "A Christmas Story" when Ralphie asked the Mall Santa for a Red Rider b.b. gun and was offered a "nice football" instead. Not that there's anything wrong with football.

I asked for a cheeseburger but all they had was a fish sandwich. It's a total football Christmas.

by FreeNachos April 23, 2005

WAKA

The World Adult Kickball Association. The kickball league popping up every major city. Many players participate to meet friends and go to the bar. There is also competition and sometimes funny costumes.

I heard WAKA is sponsoring an awards dinner at the end of the season.

by FreeNachos November 30, 2004

KCK

Kansas City, Kansas. The less attractive, industrial brother of Kansas City, Missouri. Often mistaken for the larger city across the river where the Chiefs and Royals play. Also, home of World's Fastest Man, Maurice Green.

Kansas City is in Missouri; KCK is a suburb.

by FreeNachos October 27, 2004