11 definitions by Freenachos
A weird band from Kansas City, MO that mixes weird "cowpunk" (bluegrass? rock? I don't know) music with strange costumes and bizzare multimedia presentations. Talented musicians. The leader is also known to host obscure movie nights.
Big Jeter was throwing hotdogs into the crowd and playing a slide show of themselves racing go-karts.
by Freenachos December 1, 2004
When Christmas doesn't go as planned, as in "A Christmas Story" when Ralphie asked the Mall Santa for a Red Rider b.b. gun and was offered a "nice football" instead. Not that there's anything wrong with football.
by Freenachos April 23, 2005
Harmless untruths, intended to comfort simple souls.
They make you feel good and are the basis for Kurt Vonnegut's fictional religion "Bokononism".
They make you feel good and are the basis for Kurt Vonnegut's fictional religion "Bokononism".
by Freenachos April 21, 2005
n: Something that has a mysterious, excessive, awesome quality. Like a combination of explosions, monster trucks, rock bands and free pie. Not an adjective, but a noun which is used more like a metaphor than a description. It is too important not to capitalize.
by Freenachos October 28, 2004
Elaborate instrumental noodling, be it jazz or metal, flute or guitar. Any complex instrumental solo. The word stems from Carl on "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" doing a mouth-guitar solo to impress his lady.
by Freenachos February 21, 2013
When you take a dump in the shower and then have to squish it down the drain with your foot.
The term stems from a rumor - most likely false - about a deleted scene from the John Candy movie.
The term stems from a rumor - most likely false - about a deleted scene from the John Candy movie.
by Freenachos June 1, 2011
Kansas City, Kansas. The less attractive, industrial brother of Kansas City, Missouri. Often mistaken for the larger city across the river where the Chiefs and Royals play. Also, home of World's Fastest Man, Maurice Green.
by Freenachos October 27, 2004