Freenachos's definitions

Uncle Buck

When you take a dump in the shower and then have to squish it down the drain with your foot.

The term stems from a rumor - most likely false - about a deleted scene from the John Candy movie.

Man, I couldn't wait to get out of the shower and dry off, so I just Uncle Bucked it.

by FreeNachos November 13, 2011

foma

Harmless untruths, intended to comfort simple souls.

They make you feel good and are the basis for Kurt Vonnegut's fictional religion "Bokononism".

1) Prosperity is just around the corner. 2) Don't worry, you'll get back together.

by FreeNachos April 21, 2005

Big Jeter

A weird band from Kansas City, MO that mixes weird "cowpunk" (bluegrass? rock? I don't know) music with strange costumes and bizzare multimedia presentations. Talented musicians. The leader is also known to host obscure movie nights.

Big Jeter was throwing hotdogs into the crowd and playing a slide show of themselves racing go-karts.

by FreeNachos November 30, 2004

for totallys

To express complete agreement.

Easily abbreviated to "FT" for text messages.

Chad: Are you going to Mitchell's party?
Lilly: For totallys.

by Freenachos December 1, 2007

KCK

Kansas City, Kansas. The less attractive, industrial brother of Kansas City, Missouri. Often mistaken for the larger city across the river where the Chiefs and Royals play. Also, home of World's Fastest Man, Maurice Green.

Kansas City is in Missouri; KCK is a suburb.

by FreeNachos October 27, 2004

WAKA

The World Adult Kickball Association. The kickball league popping up every major city. Many players participate to meet friends and go to the bar. There is also competition and sometimes funny costumes.

I heard WAKA is sponsoring an awards dinner at the end of the season.

by FreeNachos November 30, 2004

wheediling

Elaborate instrumental noodling, be it jazz or metal, flute or guitar. Any complex instrumental solo. The word stems from Carl on "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" doing a mouth-guitar solo to impress his lady.

"Ron Burgundy's jazz flute solo is some great wheediling."

by FreeNachos February 20, 2013