Big Jeter

A weird band from Kansas City, MO that mixes weird "cowpunk" (bluegrass? rock? I don't know) music with strange costumes and bizzare multimedia presentations. Talented musicians. The leader is also known to host obscure movie nights.

Big Jeter was throwing hotdogs into the crowd and playing a slide show of themselves racing go-karts.

by FreeNachos November 30, 2004

Chiefs

The reddest NFL team with the loudest fans. Known for being very competitive but rarely winning the championship or showing up for the playoffs. They live in Kansas City, MO. Arch-rival to the Raiders.

The Chiefs scored like a million points this year but still didn't make the playoffs.

by FreeNachos April 23, 2005

football Christmas

When Christmas doesn't go as planned, as in "A Christmas Story" when Ralphie asked the Mall Santa for a Red Rider b.b. gun and was offered a "nice football" instead. Not that there's anything wrong with football.

I asked for a cheeseburger but all they had was a fish sandwich. It's a total football Christmas.

by FreeNachos April 23, 2005

for totallys

To express complete agreement.

Easily abbreviated to "FT" for text messages.

Chad: Are you going to Mitchell's party?
Lilly: For totallys.

by Freenachos December 01, 2007

KCK

Kansas City, Kansas. The less attractive, industrial brother of Kansas City, Missouri. Often mistaken for the larger city across the river where the Chiefs and Royals play. Also, home of World's Fastest Man, Maurice Green.

Kansas City is in Missouri; KCK is a suburb.

by FreeNachos October 27, 2004

WAKA

The World Adult Kickball Association. The kickball league popping up every major city. Many players participate to meet friends and go to the bar. There is also competition and sometimes funny costumes.

I heard WAKA is sponsoring an awards dinner at the end of the season.

by FreeNachos November 30, 2004

pootie tang

An underrated and often overlooked movie about a Blaxploitation type character who fights crime with a belt and speaks in nonsense words that everyone understands. Pootie always respects the ladies. He is like a surreal Undercover Brother. Sa-da-tay, my damies! Pootie says "Don't baaaang tha dillies!"

It's a movie title and the name of that movies main character. Do you really need an example?

by FreeNachos November 08, 2004