sploit

The first shot of cum when a man busts a nut.

It went sploit right in her eye.

by Freebird September 16, 2003

Wombat

A joint so big (usually 8 inches or longer and 3-4 inches thick) that after smoking it you are paralized.

After we smoked that wombat Jeff rolled we were fucking comatose.

by Freebird September 16, 2003

the backhoe

Best down outside in the backyard or a field, the backhoe is a great novelty. Get your girl in the wheel barrow position and start walking forward. Ram your cock in her so hard that her arms buckle. She will scream as she face plants in the dirt then come up and spit dirt out like a backhoe.

Mary Jane didn't talk to me for a week after I backhoed her the last time we went camping.

by Freebird September 16, 2003

blowfish

When you get a girl to lick your asshole and you fart in her mouth her cheeks puff out like a blowfish.

She was going for the bunghole so I shot her a big blowfish.

by Freebird September 16, 2003

quiji

A quiji is somebody who finds older people sexually attractive.

"I think I'm gonna pull tonight"
"where ya going?"
"Old Peoples home"
"You Quiji"

by Freebird July 01, 2005

cornback rattler

Usually found in the wilderness, a cornback rattler is a long snake-like turd with chunks of corn in it.

I was crouching in the woods and almost stepped on a cornback rattler.

by Freebird September 16, 2003

tasty freeze

Eskimo Pussy

When in Alaska make sure you try a tasy freeze.

by Freebird September 16, 2003