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Evanston 

1) A city on the North Shore

2) A name for an attitude that can be adopted by someone even after you've known them for a long time. Very often happens outside of Evanston, but was named after the town because it was first observed in a person from Evanston. They tend to abandon friends suddenly for new groups. Not quite pure meanness or coldness, but somewhere in between the two. Insincerity mixed with a dash of rudeness and the ability to be effortlessly annoying is as close to summing it up as one can come.
M: Hey man, why did that girl become so... I don't know, different lately? It's not really her being cold or mean, but something in between.

H: It's insincerity, that's what it is.

M: Damn, you're exactly right.

P: It's "Evanston". Who knows how it starts, but I've seen it before in this girl from Evanston. Chicago is close enough for it to have spread.
Evanston by FreeBird May 15, 2012
A quiji is somebody who finds older people sexually attractive.
"I think I'm gonna pull tonight"
"where ya going?"
"Old Peoples home"
"You Quiji"
quiji by Freebird July 1, 2005

N.T.A.C. 

No Talent Ass Clown
We fired that NTAC because he couldn't sell water to a person on fire.
N.T.A.C. by FREEBIRD September 24, 2003
A joint so big (usually 8 inches or longer and 3-4 inches thick) that after smoking it you are paralized.
After we smoked that wombat Jeff rolled we were fucking comatose.
Wombat by Freebird September 16, 2003

cornback rattler 

Usually found in the wilderness, a cornback rattler is a long snake-like turd with chunks of corn in it.
I was crouching in the woods and almost stepped on a cornback rattler.
cornback rattler by Freebird September 16, 2003

tasty freeze

When in Alaska make sure you try a tasy freeze.
tasty freeze by Freebird September 16, 2003
The first shot of cum when a man busts a nut.
It went sploit right in her eye.
sploit by Freebird September 16, 2003