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Wikarta

Look it’s Wikarta
by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023
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Long

1. What Asians’ eyes are
2. What Asiansdongs are not
Long is the Chinese word for dragon
by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023
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Two

Two is a prime number
by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023
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Tampines

A large town and constituency in Singapore. Attractions include various malls like Our Tampines Hub, Heng Swee Keat (until 2020), Sun Plaza park and the fact that its name rhymes with “penis”.
GPS: “take the right turn onto Tampighnes Avenue 7.”
Tampines dweller: what you saying?
by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023
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Chessboard

A derogatory term used to describe a woman whose chest is so flat you can play chess on it
Xiao Li: I just signed up for chess.com
Richard: Why though? You carry a chessboard everywhere
by Frederick Yeo November 13, 2023
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Buttigieg

An anagram for “gei tit bug” or the gay tit bug, an species of insects that inhabits the nipples of homosexuals, found in North America.
Peter Paul Montgomery Buttigieg (/ˈbu tədʒədʒ/ BOOT-ə-jəj;a12 born January 19, 1982) is an American politician and former naval officer who is currently serving as the 19th United States Secretary of Transportation. A member of the Democratic Party, he was the 32nd mayor of South Bend, Indiana, from 2012 to 2020, which earned him the nickname "Mayor Pete".
by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023
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White People

A term used to describe caucasians. Despite being called white, many of them are actually red due to them generally having a greater quantity of visibly dilated blood vessels under the skin of their faces as compared to peoples of other races. Ironically, “red” is a term they use to describe Native Americans despite the fact that far fewer of them have tomatoes for faces than white people. Certain notable members of this species also exhibit non-white skin tones, such as the famously orange POTUS Donald Trump.
White people are difficult to look at under bright sunlight due to the high reflectance of white surfaces.
by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023
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