Definitions by Fred Ledge

status quote 

Using a well-known quote or reference from politics, movies, song lyrics or other pop culture for your Facebook status.

John's Facebook status says "It's raining men!!"

He's the king of the status quote.....and obviously horny.

status quote by Fred Ledge November 5, 2011

long ass rice 

A synonym for noodles, as heard on Parks & Recreation.

I love eating at that Chinese place, they have the best long ass rice you'll ever eat.

Long ass rice? What's that?

Noodles. You're kidding right? Long ass rice are noodles......are you fucking high?

long ass rice by Fred Ledge September 25, 2011

Internal Damnation 

A synonym for gut-rot. When your innards rebel due to poor dietary choices.

Carl: Hey, Steve, wanna meet my cousin? She's hot!
Steve: Some other time, I'm suffering from internal damnation 'cuz I had lunch at Taco Bell.

Internal Damnation by fred ledge September 11, 2011

One Beer Asshole 

An extremely mean and lightweight drinker.

Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!

One Beer Asshole by fred ledge September 11, 2011

Colonoscophobia 

Being deathly afraid of having things shoved into your asshole, for whatever reason.

Ed's at a much higher risk of colon cancer due to his colonoscophobia. Also, he's definitely not gay.

Colonoscophobia by fred ledge September 11, 2011

Reign of Error 

When the person in charge (supervisor, manager, etc...) is a total witless dick who can't do anything right. A negative effect on morale will necessarily follow during a prolonged reign of error.

Beaten Down Employee #1:

We all have to stay late tonight because Ned got the dates wrong and inventory has to be completed before morning.
Beaten Down Employee #2:
I'm so fucking tired of Ned's Reign of Error, he must be dealt with, swiftly!!!

Reign of Error by fred ledge September 11, 2011

space tits 

When breasts are so large &/or fake that they seem to defy gravity.

Her space tits will never sag, yo.

space tits by fred ledge July 8, 2011