Definitions by Fred

cut one from the herd 

To surgically remove a testicle using a scythe. Very painful and gruesome. Also has been known to make your woman quite unhappy.

Fred got one cut from his herd. Kelly dumped his ass

cut one from the herd by Fred April 3, 2004

friendster 

So my friends and I were talking this over and we've basically come to five conclusions. 1. Friendster is a great way to meet new people. 2. If someone on Friendster wants to meet up with you in person, they're probably a creepy loner that you want nothing to do in the first place. 3. We don't want to contact other people on the basis that they'd think we're creepy loners. 4. We have no idea why we're really on Friendster. 5. My Friendster name is Fred. Maybe we can hang out!

"Friendster" was a fun waste of time for about three weeks.

friendster by Fred March 31, 2004

Klepto 

A person with a compulsive desire to steal things.

Many Kleptos steal things from work.

Not many people knew it, but Adam was a Klepto. He bragged about stealing laptops, hard drives, memory, tape drives, blank CDs, tapes, keyboards, mice, you name it.

– Anything he could fit into his oversized Microsoft bag would end up in his basement…

See also: PTOboy tourettes

Klepto by Fred March 30, 2004

hitting it before the hair does 

fucking someone before they get pubic hair

he's trying to hit it before the hair does

hitting it before the hair does by fred March 15, 2004

flinka 

when people flik boogies at you.

At school when they pick there nose roll it n flick it at you ewww

flinka by fred March 12, 2004

fluffisised 

When all you were is fluff

when someone is wearinlots of fluff

fluffisised by Fred March 12, 2004

try hards 

White upper-middle class brats who attempt to imitate the townie way of life (god knows why).

Although they will have been in private education for all their life, they will speak in a bastardised form of English, and will attempt to inform anyone who will listen that they were brought up on the council estates of Hackney.

See also cunt, dickhead, ben

"yeah, safe man, heavy"

try hards by Fred February 29, 2004