FreD's definitions

Rizzy

izzy and ricci both have a rizzy

GOD DAM IT CLETUS!! did u c the rizzy on them 2?

by fred April 2, 2005

pizzle

chis lane's dick!
christened by izzy n polly!

polly, pizzle is so smooth! do u shave it?

by fred April 4, 2005

phased

When one recieves a verbal attack and gets dissed leaving the victim and the people around gasping in surprise

Guy 1: "You're Gay"
Guy 2: "Your Mom."
Guy 1 and people around: (gasp!)
Guy 3: "Oh shit he got phased!"

by Fred April 4, 2005

Avigdori

Amazingly hairy yeti-like being with an over agressive nature, and a childlike desire to always beat his friends. Not a good golfer

Stop being such an Avigdori!

by Fred April 7, 2005

fuckernot

Ugly chick. Fat chick. Any chick that you wouldn't admit fucking.

Ooh, fuckernot alert.

by Fred December 14, 2004

domebuster

One who sucks, strokes, or otherwise works the dome of another man's penis until it "busts" out with a boatload of cum.

Dude, this gay porno I rented had a SHITLOAD of domebusters in it!

by Fred December 29, 2004

Johnson County

The JC. It's the Orange County of middle America. Go ahead, drive through; you won't even believe you're in Kansas anymore.

Me: "W-where are we? Where are all the trailer parks, where are all the rusty old trucks? Where are all the cow boys? Is this still Kansas?"
Brent: "This is the J.C., everyone here has a net worth of at least one million dollars."

by FRED December 30, 2004