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Definitions by FreD

French-canadians 

Bunch of people living mostly in the province of Quebec. They tend to be polyglots and great travellers.

They used to run the country for the last 40 years and still think, from time to time, about splitting the federation.

They hate the French and cannot stand the invasion that is occuring since few years. It seems that the snow does not suffice to keep them away any longer.
French-canadians : the good ones

Quebecers : well, bloody separatists
French-canadians by Fred December 23, 2003
the fernando is the best 69
fernando by fred December 18, 2003

dumb butt 

a person with a dumb butt. Usually a big butt. lol.
look at jon... he has such a dumb butt!
your such a dumb butt
dumb butt by fred December 5, 2003

fruit bowl 

a member of the male sex who enjoys being anally intruded by girthy dildos, thus resulting in the rectum being expanded to the diameter of a watermelon (type and size of watermelon pending on choice of dildo gitrh)
brian's fruit bowl has recetly been enlarged
fruit bowl by fred December 3, 2003
1)one who's inferior intelligence results in them making a complete titface out of themselves in public

2)one who has had their brain replaced with a mall cucumber whilst visiting the doctor fora routine check up

also used as the verb
plebbed, or to pleb
"jonny francis is a right pleb," cried cristina

"don't tell me that billy has fucking plebed it up again!"
pleb by fred December 3, 2003
one who often likes baby sex and has a fetish for brown shoes and polyester
"dude, youre such a sick fucking jibsy"

"jibsy baby"
jibsy by fred December 3, 2003

adams apple 

when people sleep with their mouths open they are in danger of racoons and other small woodland animals from scurrying down into the windpipe. the creature may become dislodged by tempting them with nuts and/or other savoury snacks.
i knew i should have wore my mouth net last, my pet dog just gave me an adams apple
adams apple by fred December 3, 2003