pla kow

A mans mourning erection which ables him to then launch food items "cashews (since it forms to the tip)" into there mouth by bending it down and then letting it launch...
"In the mourning i had an enormous PLA KOW... when then i was able to use it to launch food into my mouth".."hell yeah"
by fred April 27, 2004
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peanut

by Fred February 21, 2003
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blunkins

When you get a blow job on the toilet while taking a crap
Last night when I was pinching a loaf, I got Blunkins from Jenny.
by Fred July 22, 2003
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withnail

He's a very natural person--wears comfortable clothes, is a vegetarian, has liberal political views, very environmentally aware, etc... He's lovely, really caring and he knows how to treat a woman.. not sexily, but make them feel safe. His blonde hair is quite thin, and he wears glasses to read which make him look very academic and quite germanic. he wears a fruity cheap smelling aftershave, although i dont think he needs to shave very often - it's quite like bumfluff.
Oh look, it's Withnail!
by fred September 06, 2003
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Absolute

remove the generic insult after absolute gonk,gimp etc. and your left with an insult.
'what an absolute'
by Fred October 20, 2003
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Hudini

While doing a girl from behind spit on her back while moaning she will inevidably think the deed has been done when it is only just the begging. After she pulls away and faces u then "surprise" blow your load right in that tricks face. Just like Hudini would have done
I had to take Betsy to the hospital after a well placed Hudini caught her in both eyes
by Fred May 13, 2005
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slapdick

SLapdick, someone who doesnt know what the hell their doing, and proceeds to fuck up
what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!
by Fred July 23, 2004
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