FreD's definitions

Ducci

A fat ass with no life. He also seems to like to eat, sleep, and play video games with his deaf friend named dave, also known as deaf dave.

If you keep on eating like that, you will turn into Ducci.

by Fred June 10, 2004

jelly-donut

When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then she smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy

Last night I gave Sue a jelly donut.

by Fred May 13, 2004

holy brudaz

group of sad gangsta wannabe's from essex. Dey tink they r dons but there jst knob jockey's

SAD Wannabe's

by Fred May 1, 2004

Mampi

A person who is over weight.

Why did you sprat what big old mampi butters?!

by fREd April 29, 2004

pla kow

A mans mourning erection which ables him to then launch food items "cashews (since it forms to the tip)" into there mouth by bending it down and then letting it launch...

"In the mourning i had an enormous PLA KOW... when then i was able to use it to launch food into my mouth".."hell yeah"

by fred April 27, 2004

Krapalaska

Krapalaska is a word derived from the Finnish word "Krapulapaska" which describes the shit you take the day after a night of heavy drinking.

Damn man, I have to take a huge krapalaska right now!

by Fred April 12, 2004

FALZ

n, v, adj, adv, interjection, etc.
A higher, undefinable state of being. The state of being better than everyone. Anyone/thing can be FALZ, and one intrinsically knows if one is FALZ.
(opposite of zlaf)

That was FALZ.

by fred April 7, 2004