Becky Grin

A profound expression on one's face that resembles that of a shit eat'n grin. Usually remains permanent at all times regardless of the situation. Dates back to an ancient Albanian custom to intimidate their enemies and daughter-in-laws. Has recently become a trend throughout the civilized world and has replaced breast augmentations as the number one plastic surgery procedure.

As the blackjack dealer sucked the last remaining chip from my stack, all she did was stare at me with that Becky Grin.

by Frank Booth December 21, 2004

lam

to run, sometimes follows "on the," meaning "on the run." Used by thirties-style gangsters, the same ones who said things like "Let's case the joint, see?"

Kramer: Yeah, he went down at the Beakman. He tried to lam, but they cheesed him.

by Frank Booth January 02, 2005

askewniverse

The realm in which the flims "Clerks," "Mallrats," "Chasing Amy," "Dogma," and "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back," take place. These films were all directed by Kevin Smith and all include the characters Jay and Silent Bob, sometimes known as Bluntman and Cronic.

Dogma is my favorite movie in the askewniverse.

by Frank Booth January 01, 2005

Camille Paglia

a really crazy bitch who is a lesbian and a postmodern anti-feminist.

has been described as Ayn Rand on mushrooms

Camille Paglia, you are one crazy bitch.

by Frank Booth January 14, 2005

ling

(boontling) language, one's language

You can't harp my ling.

by Frank Booth January 02, 2005

Junior Mint

a brand of small chocolate-covered mint with a creamy peppermint center.

Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint-- it's delicious!
Jerry: That's true.
Kramer: It's very refreshing!

by Frank Booth January 01, 2005

Madalyn Murray O'hair

a angry atheist activist, now deceased. She traveled the nation to proclaim the non-existence of God. And she hated religion. She wasn't just an atheist. She was really, really mad about it. And she was an aggressive woman. And a real Large Marge. Even Ayn Rand, herself an atheist and angry as well, disdained her.

She went missing for over a year and finally turned up murdered.

Madalyn Murray O'Hair, you sure are an angry atheist, you crazy bitch.

by Frank Booth January 09, 2005