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harp

to speak (from boontling)
That boonter's harpin.
by Frank Booth January 1, 2005
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Large Marge

Man that Janet is a real Large Marge, eh?
by Frank Booth May 9, 2005
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jerkstore

1) a fictitious retailer that sells "jerks." 2) a line that one imagines to be the perfect comeback
1) REILLY: The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.

GEORGE: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerkstore called. They're running outta you.

REILLY: What's the difference? You're their all-time best
seller!

2)GEORGE: Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as "jerkstore" and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.

ELAINE: See, there are no jerkstores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.

GEORGE: It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!
by Frank Booth June 16, 2006
mugGet the jerkstoremug.

screaming viking

a drink that exists, ironically, because it didn't exist. On an episode of "Cheers," they stump a cocky bartender who says he can make any drink, by ordering a "Screaming Viking." Woody make it up though: 1 oz lime juice, 1 celery stalk, 1 cucumber spear. Stir with ice, strain, garnish.
Carla: One screaming viking coming up. Would you like the cucumber bruised?
by Frank Booth January 3, 2005
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Large Marge

that evil bitch from that Pee-Wee movie who tormented me in my childhood.
Holy Jesus! Nooooooo! It's that bitch, Large Marge!
by Frank Booth February 7, 2005
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askewniverse

The realm in which the flims "Clerks," "Mallrats," "Chasing Amy," "Dogma," and "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back," take place. These films were all directed by Kevin Smith and all include the characters Jay and Silent Bob, sometimes known as Bluntman and Cronic.
Dogma is my favorite movie in the askewniverse.
by Frank Booth January 1, 2005
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jackbootlicker

1) a lickspittle, a toady

2) one who cooperates with tyrrany.
Y'all think y'all're tough like your cowboy prez, but y'all just a buncha jackbootlickers.
by Frank Booth January 3, 2005
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