Definitions by Frank

friggi 

To get owned like a black man during the slavery period

DAMMM son, you just got Friggi'd like a mofo

friggi by Frank March 23, 2004

J.Mo 

an individual who considers you his/her friend, when all you really need them for is their ride.

usually chunky and red faced.

"last night my j.mo drove me to a party but he wasnt invited"

J.Mo by frank March 22, 2004

smellioma

To have an unhealthy and permanent foul odor; usually smells like dead fish and feet

Benjamen Rhea-Carver
For picture, www.sholden.com/andy/ben.jpg

smellioma by Frank March 16, 2004

boser 

a wanna be baller who looks the part but is charachteristically very not skillt at hte game of basketball

that damn boser with his jordan shortz

boser by frank March 15, 2004

Battery

Magical metal bar that makes things happen, until it runs out of magic. Then it can be used to throw at annoying people, to prop up particularly wobbly chairs or be sold to the gullible.

Priscilla: My battery powered washing machine isnt working
Borris: The batteries must be running out. Lets throw them at Frank!

Battery by Frank March 8, 2004

ducato 

A person who likes to hit random people in the face, often times dislocating his arm in the process.

"oh man, you ducato'd him right in the jaw"

ducato by Frank February 22, 2004

solicitor 

Someone paid to lie, bribe witnesses and charge exhorbitant fees

That man is a proven lawyer (attributed to the late Peter Cook)

solicitor by frank February 18, 2004